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Will the brutality of shoe fetishists never end ? 
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modified 7-Aug-14 9:54am.
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Thank you for understanding.
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MehGerbil wrote: girls from accounting
As opposed to the slovenly guys in the dev department? Sorry, I have to go with the girls on this one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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The accounting girls ride the elevator 'Up' whereas the developers ride the elevator 'Down' into the basement where they belong.
I was going 'Up'.
But yes, if I had a choice I would go with the developers because I can hold my breath while the unwashed scraggly haired dude in the BBQ stained T-Shirt tells me about his trip to Comic-Con. He won't require a response and likely doesn't even know I'm there; however, the gals from accounting ask questions like "How is the weather?" and "Are you doing anything this weekend?" to which I reply, "If it rains this weekend it means I have to bury the bodies in my basement but if it is sunny I'll put 'em outside".
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 And with that smooth line, the girls ripped their clothes off and ravaged you I bet. Oddly enough, speaking of burying bodies, I grew up not far from this[^] thing.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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MehGerbil wrote: a classic no-win situation that makes me doubt the existence of God.
God has a deal with the Devil that you will rise to the occasion, no matter what the Devil throws at you. Expect boils and loss of all wealth next.
Marc
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You don't have an opportunity to go for a lech on five?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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has he tried
purple[^]
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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could be worse and be the gabby "blokes" from marketing
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Their elevator goes down as well.
It goes down 666 floors.
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First world problems. 
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Kschuler wrote: First world problems.
Hey, why don't you go a day with the wrong colored shoes to see what it's like?
I've actually hid my shoes under the floor mats in my BMW so that people don't see them at stop lights.
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I misread that as "gassy girls from accounting" - in which case I could well understand not wanting to take the lift (elevator).
(Note, in the UK, having a gas is slang for having a chat, so it wasn't infeasible).
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Hi All,
I post a question about the recruitment agency use of Monster, finding real jobs on Monster etc. Somebody I didn't recognise (probably a US member by the time...) suggested a site called Dice. The Dice site is very US centric and I was wondering if there was a UK equivalent...
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Its a difficult one, when I was looking for a job prior to the one I have.
I tried monster and got called by many different agencies that trawled through it. I found the same with indeed.
The only thing I found better was to trawl through the recruitment agencies themselves one by one and keep the better ones on a list for potential future job hunts.
Computer Futures was one that I had good results / feedback from.
Evolution was another good.
both of these companies gave me so much ammo before the interview that my chances of 2nd round interviews were always high.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Hmm, what I was thinking. Indeed are a strange one, I was going through recruitment agencies web sites, Jobserve is my friends who contact for use but I haven't seen much on it.
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Progressive IT used to be very good too - so may be worth a go.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Figure out where a local biggish IT company is and find the nearest pub 
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For developer jobs I usually find more advertised on http://www.cwjobs.co.uk/[^].
I've never applied for anything advertised there ..... yet! - so I don't know anything else about them.
... good luck in finding something good soon.
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i've had a couple of decent contracts via cwjobs.co.uk seems to be the most active compared to reed etc..
needs a facelift though!
---Guy H  ---
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glennPattonPUB wrote: The Dice site is very US centric and I was wondering if there was a UK equivalent...
Yes, NoDice.
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JobServe is what I've used in the past. It started off as IT recruitment and then branched out to cover all sorts.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Technojobs.co.uk
You could always reach out to the IT community within other specialist sites, e.g. O&G related have IT sections (oilcareers.com and oilandgasjobsearch.com)
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OK! 
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