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Remember guns don't kill people, nine year old girls kill people. 
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She is obviously a member of a well regulated Militia - possibly even an officer.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Damn it. This is what people do in their 9 year. And when I was 9 I played with lego (or something similar). 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Whoa! How many did you kill? That stuff's lethal! 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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You may joke but nothing compares to pain of a 3 LU block when stood upon in bare feet 
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And when found on the top step, in the dark... 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Noone, I wasn't very bright child. It requires brain to figure it out how to use the lego correctly.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I was a skilled shooter at the age of seven. Of course, I used a 22 single-shot back then instead of an Uzi.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The next step will be : All children on the age of 7 must learn to shoot with a rocket launcher. Practice required.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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RPGs and AK47s are easy to learn to shoot as long as you are not that bothered about what you hit, I have friends who are ex Army you cringe every time a new report comes on and they show Ukrainian/ISIS/Iraqi or similar in action,
he reckons that had they been British Army they would be digging latrines and would never be let near a firearm
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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This story is not complete until someone sues someone.
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Okay, I'll sue you for ruining me idea.
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Nononono! Cars kill people!
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Cars don't kill people, badly maintained roads on a wet day kill people.
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Sooo.. roads are terrorist, too?
Why are we spending precious tax dollars on terrorists?
INFRASTRUCTURE IS TERRORISM!
BURN DOWN ALL INFRASTRUCTURE!
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And while we're at it, close all the schools and shopping malls. Then there'll be no more murderous rampages.
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You must not have driven in the USA. Idiots people in cars kill people. (I blame Grand Theft Auto).
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sink em... NOW
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Putting an Uzi in the hands of a nine year old will give you a Darwin award.
Yep, seems legit.
I feel a bit sorry for the kid though, she didn't choose her parents.
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You picked the words out of my mouth, I could not agree more. 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Definitely Darwin at work. Years ago, I coached t-ball. There is NOTHING more lethal than a 5 yo with a baseball bat. I learned to never, ever let go of the bat until I was ready to dive out of the way.
This instructor is was an idiot.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Sorry we didn't get to meet up. We spent the first week of the holiday in Budapest and didn't make it down to Fured until the Monday after you left. Anyhoo, hope you had a good time and enjoyed our lovely lake.
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No probs, we had quite a good time anyway.
We noticed that most restaurants had more or less the same menu. 
With one quite brilliant exception in Tihany, that also brewed their own beer.
Also noticed that the best marhapörkölt I tried was also the cheapest, served at a roadside vendor in Badacsony.
I had a small but quite fitting present with me, it'll just have to stay in the cupboard (next to the Gin) 'til next possible time. 
But I do wonder, did you receive any texts from me? We had quite some problems within our little group with a flaky SMS service.
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At some level I can't help thinking that it's a shame she didn't take them out too, although that would be even worse for this poor kid. It's a shame that they can't be charged with child abuse. I hope her therapy bankrupts them!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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