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Could you please put a curse on spammers for me?
Nothing too drastic - spammers don't have d**ks so we can't make them drop off - how about 1000 fleas infesting the nether regions? Easy / difficult?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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How about projecting the image of a Mankini wearing Sean permanently into their demented minds? Too much? 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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With maybe...just one nipple tassle?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Oh, that I just diabolical. I guess we are not bound by the Geneva Convention here. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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How about
May your ears turn to arse holes and sh*t all over your shoulders.
Another couple come to mind but that is the mildest.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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The Aussie curse is:
"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Work well in central Sydney, does it? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Do you eat Emus or their eggs? I was just thinking that although your (now very big) chickens had kicked down the kazi you could still be in for a bit of profit.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Recently I have seen a black magic baba who's a recent member and a spammer. I don't know why he landed up here in CP as most of his posts were related to Astrology.
Thanks,
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to this[^] thread.
We still say +5[^] here in the Lounge, something that originated in the old voting system even though +1 would appear more appropriate since it is not possible to give +4 or anything like that anymore.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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I upvoted this and...
Quote: You voted 5. Rating now 5 (votes: 1)
Appeared. So it is still a +5.
<voice type="Ebeneezer Scrooge"> Bah. dumb bugs </voice>
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+5
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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A drunk Aussie was stumbling home one day when he got lost and found himself in the bush. He fell to the ground and noticed a lamp. He picked it up, and rubbed it, and out came a genie.
"You have three wishes, choose them wisely" says the Genie.
The Aussie, looking down at his last, and empty, bottle of beer and says "I want a beer that will never run out".
A bottle appears in front of him. He takes it, looks at it, and downs it. He looks at it again, and to his surprise, it was still full. The Aussie being very content starts walking away.
"Where are you going" asks the Genie "You still have two wishes left!"
"Well" replies the Aussie "Give me TWO more of these!"
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 +5
/ravi
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Now the tricky part is figuring out in what direction the level just changed...
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Well spotted. 
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: drunk Aussie
well, the joke just lost all credibility right there ...
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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Ok, I'll exchange every occurrence of Aussie with MM.
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707
(that's aussie for LOL, obviously)
You could just as easily substitute many of the regulars in the Lounge - drunkards all methinks!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Hey - I resemble that remark!
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I wouldn't even think of including you canadians in the mix 
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!".
She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?
The second blonde replies, " They didn't last year."
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Oh dear...
Try these: Some may have been posted here before:
A man walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and looked up at the TV over the bar. The 10:00 o'clock news was on covering a story about a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a ten story building.
The blonde looked at him and says, "Do you think he will jump?"
Joe said, "You know, I bet he will."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Joe placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the man on the ledge did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset but...a bet's a bet.
Joe was honest "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde nodded her head, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Becky and Sally Ann were two blondes doing carpentry work on a house.
Becky, who was nailing down siding would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Sally Ann, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Becky explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."
Sally Ann sighed and shook her head, "Becky, those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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