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The Flying Spaghetti Monster will allow you to bring back any dead musician and you are asked to surrender one from today. The snag is you will not be allowed to listen to the revived performer ever, while you will have to listen to one of the dead one's songs. Every waking hour of every day.
I am tempted to call Wand Erection, as in effect I have to listen to their crap because I have daughters of that age but in my solace they will produce no more [REDACTED]. In return I want Lennon. I'll be saddened by not hearing his music, but joyed that the rest of you can.
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The problem there is twofold:
1) Wand Erection are not musicians, so none of them can be sacrificed.
2) The members (and I use the word advisedly) of the band are all interchangeable with any other talentless nerks who happen to be available on the day. So the sacrifice of any one member would not (regrettably) reduce their output in any way, nor would it change the sound of such output one iota. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I will bring back 2pac. He has nice songs, many people like him and from his deeds i think he was a good example for successful singer and a nice person. I am not his fan and i can live without listening to him.
The one who i am about to sacrifice will be definitely Biever. He has terrible attitude and he didn't do anything meaningful with his power and money.
I would be forced to listen to one of his songs. After that i will just bang my head against the wall for a while. No worries there 
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Argonia wrote: I would be forced to listen to one of his songs. After that i will just bang my head against the wall for a while. No worries there
You've not read this carefully: "... you will have to listen to one of the dead one's songs. Every waking hour of every day."
You might as well shoot yourself instead of hearing the crap for the rest of your life. Or just have yourself put into a coma. 
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Even I'm not that cruel, one track an hour will be enough.
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Coma it is.
Who wont do it ? To be sleeping all day long dreaming beautiful dreams with no need to eat, drink or [you know what goes here]. Not going to work or worry about money , it sounds good to me
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Perfect for a masochist. I'm trying to give it up.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Lennon may have written some wonderful songs but by the time he was snuffed he was turning out drivel
would vote for Hendrix or Morrison
who to swap is a big problem, most of the "pop" stars have the musical talent of a parrot with a hernia
and there would be a lot that would force me to join them if I was forced to listen to them, so my vote would be Roger Waters, I love Pink Floyd but think Waters is a first class prat the world could do without
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: so my vote would be Roger Waters, I love Pink Floyd but think Waters is a first class prat the world could do without
That's a cunning way around the problem.
Get rid of someone who already has a substantial bank of music to listen to, and / or is unlikely to produce much more.
I'd get rid of the remaining members of The Who (although not to being the other two back, not sure it would work having to listen to endless who without the drum or bass parts).
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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they do say that you call tell when a who track is ending - the drums stop
remove the drums and bass and do you still have a who track?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: they do say that you call tell when a who track is ending - the drums stop
Either that or Keith Moon had fallen unconscious and slipped off his drum stool again.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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na, they had a tape on standby for when that happened
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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On that theory, Bono goes straight to room 101. I get to listen to U2 tracks - earlier the better - and no one has to suffer his sanctimonious drivel any more.
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I would kill McCartney, just so I could bring him back and never hear his crapola again.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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How could you? Anyway, you'd get one track[^] every hour as part of the give up clause.
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the mac is at then end of his career - if you could do what you suggest then surely Justin Bever would be a far better suggestion (unless his lack of musical ability disbars him)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'd love to find out what Mozart could have done to todays music.
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Run screaming for cover with his hands over his ears, I suspect!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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At least I wouldn't have to hear his screaming
My first thought was to revive Bon Scott and send Brian Johnson. But I realize that I prefer the current state.
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I'd bring back Michael Jackson, then rent a Hotel room for him to share with One Direction. Problem solved.
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I would revive Justin Beiber - Then I would never ever have to hear his drivel again
and I would send Wand Erection.
I have the joy of being able to remove my hearing aids so the song will bearly be heard beyond a humming 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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You'd have to kill him first. Triple joy.
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"We will listen to a little music, then fight the conductor on site."(11)
Should just please you enough.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Have just got home after dinner out, my first response ... This clue is so confusing that I really have no idea what he is on about.
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