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Simon_Whale2-Jan-14 23:00

Simon_Whale

2-Jan-14 23:00

Nagy Vilmos wrote:
I'll have the beer for you

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence EAT BACON

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson2-Jan-14 23:05

2-Jan-14 23:05

dont let him, he will never stop at just one

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Nagy Vilmos2-Jan-14 23:21

2-Jan-14 23:21

I only ever have one drink. It's just the size that is undefined...

speramus in juniperus

Simon_Whale2-Jan-14 23:53

Simon_Whale

2-Jan-14 23:53

I troubleshooting Access 2000 its going to require more than 1

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence EAT BACON

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson3-Jan-14 0:01

3-Jan-14 0:01

I dont think there is a solution to that, encasing it in concrete and dropping it in the canal sounds good (then rewrite in a proper language - which to be honest is propbably quicker anyway)

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Simon_Whale3-Jan-14 0:07

Simon_Whale

3-Jan-14 0:07

I was thinking more on the lines of napalming it Big Grin | :-D

. We were in the middle of rewriting it into C# but the parent company decided that we have to complete another project this year first

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence EAT BACON

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

Bergholt Stuttley Johnson3-Jan-14 0:12

3-Jan-14 0:12

but the smell!!! - but I suppose the burning plastic will cover that up

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

Nagy Vilmos3-Jan-14 0:07

3-Jan-14 0:07

0. Shout out "Look! A Pterodactyl!"
1. Run. Run and never look back.

speramus in juniperus

Nagy Vilmos2-Jan-14 22:53

2-Jan-14 22:53

I hate glass spills of any sort, but 'sticky' does make it fawful. Just afore Christmas, as we were cleaning in expectation of our guests, a member of the Vilmos household who shall remain nameless [and is pushing her luck about reaching 9] knocked a jar of champagne and strawberry jam off the counter with similar results.

speramus in juniperus

Rage2-Jan-14 22:54

Rage

2-Jan-14 22:54

The eldest dropped a glass jar of olives yesterday evening, so I pretty much went through that yesterday evening. Plus the floor is still a bit oily (though cleaning) and we have a wonderful smell of olive in the kitchen...

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

CPallini2-Jan-14 23:36

CPallini

2-Jan-14 23:36

Oh, the joys of working at home!
--Carlo The Envious

Veni, vidi, vici.

ZurdoDev3-Jan-14 1:16

ZurdoDev

3-Jan-14 1:16

Yet another reason not to ever buy mayonnaise. Smile | :)

At least you can laugh about it. You can go crazy if you can't laugh at things like this.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

PIEBALDconsult3-Jan-14 4:01

PIEBALDconsult

3-Jan-14 4:01

Huh? Don't you have a wife? Confused | :confused:

PIEBALD exuent stage right.

OriginalGriff3-Jan-14 4:12

OriginalGriff

3-Jan-14 4:12

1) She was at work.
2) I'm quite fond of all my body parts, and prefer them attached and as undamaged as possible...

Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam

CCC 3/1/14

Dalek Dave2-Jan-14 21:36

2-Jan-14 21:36

"Say "Non!" to the Maquis?"(6,10)

I think this is a great clue, fairly hard but solvable, so enjoy it!

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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Richard MacCutchan2-Jan-14 21:39

2-Jan-14 21:39

French Resistance?

Veni, vidi, abiit domum

Dalek Dave2-Jan-14 21:40

2-Jan-14 21:40

Bugger!

Well done.

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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Dalek Dave2-Jan-14 21:42

2-Jan-14 21:42

I was going to go with...

"Do the Maquis use Le Metro?"(11,7)

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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Richard MacCutchan2-Jan-14 22:01

2-Jan-14 22:01

Underground - easy
service/system ?

Veni, vidi, abiit domum

Motor Viper2-Jan-14 22:10

Motor Viper

2-Jan-14 22:10

Underground Railway?

Richard MacCutchan2-Jan-14 22:13

2-Jan-14 22:13

I don't think the Maquis were a railway.

Veni, vidi, abiit domum

Dalek Dave2-Jan-14 22:14

2-Jan-14 22:14

Underground Network

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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

Richard MacCutchan2-Jan-14 22:16

2-Jan-14 22:16

That's the word I was searching for. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

Veni, vidi, abiit domum

NYMQOTD

V.2-Jan-14 21:25

2-Jan-14 21:25

New Year's Movie Quote Of The Day

Happy New Year everyone!
To start of this year's MQOTD, some morale Smile | :)

Once upon a time, there was this little sparrow, who while flying south for the winter froze solid and fell to the ground. And then to make matters worse the cow crapped on him, but the manure was all warm and it defrosted him. So there he is, he's warm and he's happy to be alive and he starts to sing. A hungry cat comes along and he clears off the manure and he looks at the little bird and then he eats him. And the moral of the story is this: everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy, and everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend, and if you're warm and happy wherever you are you should just keep your big mouth shut.

Which movie?

V.

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Re: NYMQOTD

Nagy Vilmos2-Jan-14 21:42