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Keith Barrow5-Jun-14 11:42

5-Jun-14 11:42

var numberOfSons +=1;

PB 369,783 wrote:
I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

Re: Self commenting code

baloneyman5-Jun-14 11:44

baloneyman

5-Jun-14 11:44

Congratulations! (just don't put it in a loop)

Re: Self commenting code

Jörgen Andersson5-Jun-14 18:52

Jörgen Andersson

5-Jun-14 18:52

What about recursion?

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

Re: Self commenting code

_Maxxx_5-Jun-14 19:04

_Maxxx_

5-Jun-14 19:04

Jörgen Andersson wrote:
What about recursion?

See Here[^]

Re: Self commenting code

Jörgen Andersson5-Jun-14 20:04

Jörgen Andersson

5-Jun-14 20:04

I expected that one. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

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Re: Self commenting code

Joan M5-Jun-14 22:19

Joan M

5-Jun-14 22:19

Typically it's what it happens... Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

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Re: Self commenting code

Pete O'Hanlon5-Jun-14 12:02

Pete O'Hanlon

5-Jun-14 12:02

Congrats dude. Well more in the way of congrats to Mrs Dude.

Re: Self commenting code

jeron15-Jun-14 12:21

jeron1

5-Jun-14 12:21

Congrats, hope all are doing well. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

Re: Self commenting code

Brisingr Aerowing5-Jun-14 12:30

Brisingr Aerowing

5-Jun-14 12:30

<joke>

CSC Says:
Compilation error on line X

Did you mean:

var numberOfSons = ... // Put the previous number here
numberOfSons += 1;

?

</joke>

<seriousness>
Congratulations!
</seriousness>

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Re: Self commenting code

Mike Hankey5-Jun-14 12:46

Mike Hankey

5-Jun-14 12:46

Congrats but don't you mean self replicating code? Smile | :)

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Re: Self commenting code

PIEBALDconsult5-Jun-14 13:01

PIEBALDconsult

5-Jun-14 13:01

Exceptional!

You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

Re: Self commenting code

_Maxxx_5-Jun-14 13:17

_Maxxx_

5-Jun-14 13:17

Unfortunately

HoursOfSleepPerNight /=4;
NightsOut =0;

but also

PureUnadultaratedJoy *= lots;

Congrats +=1;

Re: Self commenting code

CDP18025-Jun-14 17:17

CDP1802

5-Jun-14 17:17

_Maxxx_ wrote:
PureUnadultaratedJoy *= lots;

That's not true. I have seen young parents with murder in their eyes, who then got the big biochemical pacifier from mother nature. That was when I decided that seven billions of us were enough on one planet.

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Re: Self commenting code

Karen Mitchelle5-Jun-14 17:43

Karen Mitchelle

5-Jun-14 17:43

CDP1802 wrote:
young parents

Maybe because they aren't ready to be parents yet?

For me, what Maxx wrote is true, it's just that some didn't see that way because they weren't ready to embrace parenthood. Yet.

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Re: Self commenting code

_Maxxx_5-Jun-14 18:37

_Maxxx_

5-Jun-14 18:37

CDP1802 wrote:
the big biochemical pacifier from mother nature.

? what am I missing?

CDP1802 wrote:
I have seen young parents with murder in their eyes,

I've had that same murder in my eyes, too. Being a parent is HARD - no two ways about it. Some go in entirely unprepared, others think they are prepared. Nobody is, actually, prepared.

With a big, close family, it's much MUCH easier.

In my case, just the two of us, grandparents all kicking up daisy's all relatives overseas. Elephanting hard. Still it.

But, somehow, the moments of pure, unadulterated joy just make up for it all.

It's one of those things you have to experience - because however much you try to explain both the joy, and the tiredness, non-parents just don't understand.

don't get me wrong, I don't think 'everyone should have a kid' - far from it - there should be an exam - but once you've been there, some of the crap parents have said in your past suddenly makes sense.

And, when your boy is a toddler, in the public toilet, and shouts out loud enough for everyone to hear "Hey Dad, your willy's really big!" it somehow makes it all worthwhile Wink | ;)

Re: Self commenting code

Jörgen Andersson5-Jun-14 21:02

Jörgen Andersson

5-Jun-14 21:02

Couldn't have expressed it better even if I tried.
We're in the same situation here, except in our case also the grandparents are very far away.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

Re: Self commenting code

_Maxxx_6-Jun-14 1:09

_Maxxx_

6-Jun-14 1:09

Jörgen Andersson wrote:
the grandparents are very far away.

Not father than my boy's though Wink | ;)

He gets very jealous of his friends' having grandparents sometimes - especially those whose grandparents spoil them rotten.

I just point out to him that we spoil him anyway Smile | :)

Re: Self commenting code

Mycroft Holmes5-Jun-14 14:07

Mycroft Holmes

5-Jun-14 14:07

Congrats - may the little bugger bring joy to your lives because for sure he is going to remove sleep.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH

Re: Self commenting code

Karen Mitchelle5-Jun-14 14:57

Karen Mitchelle

5-Jun-14 14:57

Did he say, "Hello World!"? Smile | :)

Congratulations! Smile | :)

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Re: Self commenting code

Marc Clifton5-Jun-14 15:29

Marc Clifton

5-Jun-14 15:29

Congrats!

Marc

Re: Self commenting code

phil.o5-Jun-14 17:36

phil.o

5-Jun-14 17:36

I would prefer making the numberOfSons variable an unsigned integer directly (a byte is most suitable, unless you have a massive harem).
Congrats Smile | :)

PS: maybe you could also add

Random r = new Random(newChild.Quietness());
TimeSpan averageDailySleepTime = TimeSpan.FromHours(r.NextDouble(0d, 8d));

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Re: Self commenting code

Jörgen Andersson5-Jun-14 18:42

Jörgen Andersson

5-Jun-14 18:42

Var Sleep /= 2;

Congrats!

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

Re: Self commenting code

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter5-Jun-14 18:46

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

5-Jun-14 18:46

Congratulations! Rose | [Rose]

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Re: Self commenting code

thatraja5-Jun-14 18:53

thatraja

5-Jun-14 18:53

var numberOfDiapers +=1;

Congrats!

thatraja

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Re: Self commenting code

GSN.CP5-Jun-14 19:23

GSN.CP

5-Jun-14 19:23

C++

while(!thanksReceived)
{
   congratulations += 1;
}

.:>GSN<:.

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