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Hardly.
Head it before, a couple of dozen times, and it wasn't that funny anyway.
Plus, it isn;t the World's Funniest Joke[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I think we should pass that joke on to the Ukrainians
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Poor b@st@rds!
From the look of it, they are going to get elephanted whichever way this ends up... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I haven't watched a Monty Python skit in a long time forgot how funny they were...for Brits. 
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Actually there is good empirical evidence that the more times you hear a joke, the less funny it becomes.
BTW What's grey and red, and smells of cordite? That damned squirrel!
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Now that one made me laugh.
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Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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They try to keep their nuts dry by all means.
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When the revolution comes, the squirrels will swim!
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it?
A stick.
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I that was "what's brown and sticky"?
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Incorrect
From the entry...
"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
The joke contains a number of nonsensical pseudo-German words, and does not translate into anything meaningful.
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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phannon86 wrote: The joke contains a number of nonsensical pseudo-German words, and does not translate into anything meaningful.
Neither does REAL German!!! 
Just kidding of course... Some of my best friends are German (and Shepherds as well...) 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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The scientific proof of that joke being the funniest is subject to survivor bias.
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I read it yesterday and I read it again today. If that's the funniest joke in the world then comedy is well and truly f***ed.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I am sure when TV was invented there wast talk of the post cinema era. However, this did not happen. The VCR came still cinema survived. DVD came, still cinema survived proving that some things are better on the big screen. Today because of smartphones and tablets there is talk of the post pc era, i dont buy it. smartphones and tablets cannot completely replace the pc. Somethings are always better on the big screen. I can think of a few EXCEL, Point Of Sale, Aiport Check In.
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Just try typing code, or a business letter on a tablet!
PITA is just the start of it...you need a proper keyboard.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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so try to connect keyboard and mouse to the tablet maybe this is the next boom
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I have two 22" monitors - one of them is purely for VS, the other is email, Chrome, SSMS, etc.
You can't get enough info onto a tablet screen to cover all that.
And lets be honest - if you start connecting a keyboard and a mouse to your tablet, you're gonna be better off with a lappie anyway - and then, you may as well use that as a desktop by plugging both monitors in...
Yes, I can watch TV and films on my tablet...but I prefer to use the 42" TV instead... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You need to get a third one for CP...
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