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Go Commando is in its infancy, founded in Taunton in November 2010, following overwhelming support for the men of 40 Commando during and after the Herrick 12 tour in Afghanistan.
Why do I mention it? Well it's a very good cause and ...
... their founder and chairman Sean O'Brien[^] has passed away after a long battle with F***ingCancer. I played rugby with Sean, he was for a while our club's chairman and he was, well, a good bloke.
If you feel like making life a bit better for the families of our Royal Marines then send them a tenner. Tell them you're doing it for Sean.
Thank you.
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Last time I tried that, I had to burn my trousers! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he's dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, now what?"
Source[^]
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For some strange (and probably unscientific reason) I'm not laughing. Or even cracking a smile.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You must be ashamed to undermine the years of hard work and efforts put in by the entire scientific community to identify and prove the funniest joke of the world. 
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Hardly.
Head it before, a couple of dozen times, and it wasn't that funny anyway.
Plus, it isn;t the World's Funniest Joke[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I think we should pass that joke on to the Ukrainians
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Poor b@st@rds!
From the look of it, they are going to get elephanted whichever way this ends up... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I haven't watched a Monty Python skit in a long time forgot how funny they were...for Brits. 
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Actually there is good empirical evidence that the more times you hear a joke, the less funny it becomes.
BTW What's grey and red, and smells of cordite? That damned squirrel!
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Now that one made me laugh.
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Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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They try to keep their nuts dry by all means.
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When the revolution comes, the squirrels will swim!
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it?
A stick.
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I that was "what's brown and sticky"?
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Incorrect
From the entry...
"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
The joke contains a number of nonsensical pseudo-German words, and does not translate into anything meaningful.
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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phannon86 wrote: The joke contains a number of nonsensical pseudo-German words, and does not translate into anything meaningful.
Neither does REAL German!!! 
Just kidding of course... Some of my best friends are German (and Shepherds as well...) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The scientific proof of that joke being the funniest is subject to survivor bias.
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I read it yesterday and I read it again today. If that's the funniest joke in the world then comedy is well and truly f***ed.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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