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You'll get the point after you sharpen the pencil, as long as you do it the write way. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Lead me to it!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I could, but it will be erase to get it done, so you will have to make an appointment.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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The number to call is on the tip of my tongue....
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You meant to say, the No. 2 call...? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I long 2B as sharp as you.
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No, 2B or 2HB is the question.
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Quit graphiting. We all know the pen is mightier than the pencil.
/ravi
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O pencil, pencil! wherefore art thou pencil? 
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What conclusion do you expect me to draw from that old line?
/ravi
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I was going to change pencil with sword in that line, but that seem to be a bit overkill 
(The wordplay changed from Pencil to Shakespeare and I don't know why)
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No, I have a heart of gold 
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Three-che!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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hehehe, but don't sharp it again and again, you will lost the pencil
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Huminity
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You don't have to be so blunt about it!
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I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Gaelic, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Ireland ?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Ireland ?"
And that's the last thing I remember!
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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..and tht's when the wailing and smashing of teeth began.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: ..and tht's when the wailing (Thar she blows...) and smashing of teeth (Oi! Dose are my teesh!) began
With apologies to I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.
Regards, Stewart
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Stewart Judson wrote: With apologies to I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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 good on
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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I got a new book "Gravity for dummies".
Once I picked it up I found it very hard to put down...
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It was a bit light on detail
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