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LOL[^]
Not sure if this is really true. If it is, it is hilarious.
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If it were my money, I would also hold up the plane 
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the VVIP flight
What is more important than a VVIP?
A VVVIP...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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"One of thirteen to match the sixtieth perhaps."(7,7)
There you go.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Close!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Chester Nez[^] last of the Navajo Code Talkers from WWII has passed. R.I.P.
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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RIP 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Sad that he was prevented from speaking it as a child, then encouraged to do so when it was useful. 
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I'm about to lose my mind with mysql workbench illegal collation. Finally figured out it keeps changing my model settings with default values even though i set it to utf8_unicode_ci. Keeps tring to set it to general. I would like to kick the devs in the nutz for wasting my time. 
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I really appreciate the way it just shuts down. Grant you it saves what you were working on which is almost great if only it didn't blow up at the slightest provocation.
Have to say I do quite like the latest version though still miss F5 to execute. I know I could hack around with a config file but actual work keeps making me forget to do it.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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That was yesterday... It shutdown on creating a stored procedure. I think the intellisense crashed it. 
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Why in the name of [insert your diety here] are you using MySQL? It was crap when I looked at it (numerous times) over the years, and while I've heard it's gotten better, I am personally rather gun shy of it given its inauspicious beginnings (IMO)
Marc
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Some of us have too, because we work on wordpress sites. 
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Yes, also Joomla sites and a thousand other free open source web apps.
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pssssst... MariaDB[^] is better!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Working on some legacy code that have a class with following code metrics:
Type: PackFunctions
Maintainability Index: 34
Cyclomatic Complexity: 612
Depth of Inheritance: 2
Class Coupling: 77
Lines of Code: 2,283
GOOD TIMES AHEAD , 
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I pity you.![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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612 with only 2,200 LOC ? 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Alright, so I had decided today would be pizza lunch day, and thought I'd get a medium pizza from Donatos (Ohio-only I think). I call the number I got via Google (they auto-locate the nearest place for you), and asked for a medium pizza, 1/2 beef mariachi and 1/2 pepperoni. The conversation went something like this :
"I'd like to order a medium pizza please, 1/2 beef mariachi, 1/2 pepperoni"
"Uhm, I can do a 1/2 beef and 1/2 pepperoni"
"Oh"
"Yeah"
"Well, are you out of mariachi sauce?"
"No, this is Dominos" (slightly annoyed tone)
"Oh, well. Uhm, what's your closest equivalent?" (this is like calling an Apple store and ordering a Surface Pro - I must have stupidly googled Dominos)
"I think they use jalapeno"
"Okay, can you do 1/2 beef, jalapeno, mushroom, and 1/2 pepperoni?"
"Sure can do. That'll be 10.75. 12-15 minutes"
So I drive over and the guy who answered the phone greets me. I notice they have a 3-topping large pizza special for 7.99. You don't get it for the medium, go figure! I mused about this aloud trying to break the awkwardness (which may partly have been my imagination). He said he could ring up my pizza for 7.99 for me. Nice of him I thought. I had already taken out 13 bucks in change, and I took a dollar out and gave him 12. Overall I saved a dollar and he got a nice 50% tip (not a big amount obviously on such a small amount).
"You got some crushed peppers for me?"
"Sure" (and he gives me about 7-8 packets).
Lots of bro-camaraderie at this point, something that can only work between a programmer and a pizza guy I guess. Well, that's all I have. The pizza was good. And no, I don't really know how to give you your 3 minutes back.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: Dominos...pizza was good
The Dominos in Ohio must be vastly different than the ones here in Chicago.
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I always get Donatos, and haven't had Dominos in ages, so maybe that lack of recent familiarity helped make it seem tastier.
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Nish Sivakumar wrote: And no, I don't really know how to give you your 3 minutes back.
Send us a packet of crushed peppers.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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CPallini wrote: Send us a packet of crushed peppers.
Now I've heard everything 
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