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That's bad. You should leaf now.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It's a plant - he's nuts.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm still rooting for you
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Nonsense, that was so good I'll take a bough.
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Now you're just getting sappy.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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And barking mad.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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... thanks for nothing! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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He's dead, Jim! 
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Actually he must have been a really clever and amazing guy ... in fact, I think he went from zero to hero! 
I'll get my coat ... 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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You gave it a Herculean effort. 
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My better half has just pointed out to me that we play the All-Blacks tomorrow and Wimbledon starts on Monday, so we can watch our nation losing at 4 sports in 6 days!
I think I will up the beer order! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Time to celebrate!!! Open the chocolate boxes... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Good idea ...
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: better half
The only thing that goes well with chocolate is nuts. Is your better half nuts?
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Well he's got nuts!!!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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So...let me get this straight.
In order to charge your phone, you just have to put it in a pocket?
But then you have to plug your trousers into the mains?
Um...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Like everything else made from M$ you get two services of the price of one!
1)phone charging trousers
2)suicide booth
And the second is absolutely FREE!
This is the path to the future.
Next stop transport pipes with the option to launch you to Mars.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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You owe me a screen wipe!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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News so good that the Daily Insider reported it last night.
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Trousers Damnit . Trousers . Pants are traditionally worn under trousers . If the phone is charged by movement in my pants it introduces a whole new set of issues.
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Here, in the U.S., we don't wear trousers.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Well how the heck are you going to charge your phone then ?
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Yes of course, but you have to remember that Microsoft and pants are words that belong together in other senses.
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