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Only if you kick him in the nuts.
Google (or ask Siri) for Susan Bennett.
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Let me guess, hes called iSiri? And hes a downgrade from Simon says to Siri says, or iSiri for short?
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It doesn't make much difference. What follows is nonsense anyway.
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Just stumbled into a little "Export" link on the top right of an MSDN page. Multiple pages can be collected together, and a custom MSDN can be exported into PDF or HTML.
Anyone using it? I think it can be useful on my tablet.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I have come from here[^].
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Boss just had a conference call with a supplier to a customer called 'Phil Collins', there has to be a joke there somewhere. Just for a change I can't think of one... 
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I'm sure somebody can drum something up for you.
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All ready done that one! 
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Was it a formal meeting or was it decided no jacket required?
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I thank you! 
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I knew it, Against all odds Mr Vilmos thinks of something.
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I don't care anymore.
You ought to know...that's just the way it is.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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At least he didn't fly over to see him - then he'd be in the air tonight.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The jokes were better when we supplied Peter Gabriel...
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Trying to come up with something, I guess I don't care anymore.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Please don't ask, it might lead to a misunderstanding. That's just the way it is. There's no way out of it.
It's OK, I'll get my coat - if someone will take me home.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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My favourite album review, of one of Phil Collins' solo albums: "This is absolutely the last time Phil Collins can release this album."
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I assume he didn't lose his number
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Another customer meeting is like another day in paradise.
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An app which does nothing but send the word "Yo" to your contacts has raised $1m in funding and garnered more than 50,000 users - perhaps the clearest symbol yet of an inflating tech bubble.
What.
The.
Elephant?
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