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There's never been a better time and place a good
Schadenfreude
Let's hope he makes good friends in prison.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: He womited just the other day and he womited today.
Did Russel Brand tell you this?
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Not Wussel Brand and neither Jonathan Woss. Mebbe a wabbit told me.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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For some unknown reason, Minimus says "wommit" as well. She has no lisp and is under strict instructions not to do cute, but wommit remains.
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If only Spitting Image was still around...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Why Mac? Isn't he rich enough to go to steers or spurs?
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He wanted an Apple... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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He is sick. Who adds apple to burger?
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Burgers grilled over apple wood chips are great!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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The same guy who puts pineapple on pizza, I suspect... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Both my wife and daughter have pineapple on their pizza. I have learned to tolerate pineapple on my pizza. On occaision I will entertain myself by flicking the pineapple off my slice onto their plates, apparently I am the only one who is amused.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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OK, so you thought Sharknado[^] was a bit unlikely. And lots of people thought it was total rubbish: 3.4/10 at IMDB says a lot.
But now:
(roll on the drums)
...they announce...
(building up the tension here)
...the latest in the series...
(sandwich on the piano)
...Avalanche Sharks[^]
Yes, you read that right. An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls. On a mountain.
Don't believe me? http://www.fangoria.com/new/exclusive-trailer-avalanche-sharks/[^]
Who thinks up this drivel? Who the heck finances it?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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 Most likely. 
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I suspect a crack-and-acid combo, myself.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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At this level of improbability? I would rather go for acid, at a massive dose...
[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}
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Looks good, hey?! 
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Still more believable then A Chaste Life with Paris Hilton 
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Yeah - but they never made that one!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Beat this![^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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OriginalGriff wrote: An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls.
How do I meet these girls?
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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First, catch your shark...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That's how he got arrested. 
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They do sound very chummy
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