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OK, so you thought Sharknado[^] was a bit unlikely. And lots of people thought it was total rubbish: 3.4/10 at IMDB says a lot.
But now:
(roll on the drums)
...they announce...
(building up the tension here)
...the latest in the series...
(sandwich on the piano)
...Avalanche Sharks[^]
Yes, you read that right. An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls. On a mountain.
Don't believe me? http://www.fangoria.com/new/exclusive-trailer-avalanche-sharks/[^]
Who thinks up this drivel? Who the heck finances it?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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 Most likely. 
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I suspect a crack-and-acid combo, myself.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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At this level of improbability? I would rather go for acid, at a massive dose...
[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}
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Looks good, hey?! 
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Still more believable then A Chaste Life with Paris Hilton 
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Yeah - but they never made that one!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Beat this![^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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OriginalGriff wrote: An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls.
How do I meet these girls?
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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First, catch your shark...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That's how he got arrested. 
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They do sound very chummy
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Yeah, but most of 'em are bait...jail bait...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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By-the-way Griff where is the fin[^] you owe me? 
Not really but I tried.... where is that coat.
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Those are the tasty ones.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Didn't you read the synopsis - you're too late, they've all been eaten by sharks!
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I was hoping that one or two got away.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I would like to raise you Rubber[^] the telepathic tire
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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They are known as B-movies, and they are financed by the apiary industries world-wide who wish to distract people from knowing about the plague of killer-bees which could drive the price of honey sideways.
The piscene, arachnid, and ophidian races are typical targets for their campaigns of disinformation sugared with titillating scenes of youthful rambunctiousness en déshabillé punctuated by death-by-chainsaws known to hold great fascination for people with susceptible minds.
“The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet
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Ah! These would be the same MI5 trained Killer Bees that Prince Phillip got from Mossad and used to assassinate Diana in the Paris tunnel?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Shh! The Express will pick up on it in no time of you keep shouting about it!
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Hey, when they make a movie with laser sharks in it I might actually watch it.
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Hah! with the recent discovery of a fossil of a member of the T-Rex family in Alaska I doubt it would be laser sharks they use next:
One of these beasties is found intact and frozen by a team of "scientists" (who oddly enough are made up of a nerdy yet comical genius, a power mad sociopath, a young blond well-endowed female scientist (played by an actress who possibly used to be in the cast of Baywatch/adult movies/pre-teen or teen soap a la Dawson’s Creek), and finally a Troy McClure type who doesn’t necessarily have to be a scientist, but could perform some sort of support role and could also possibly have some sort of shady special forces past (who with said female will save the day))
Power mad sociopath thaws out said beastie ignoring the female leads warning (that due to her proximity to the heaters thawing out the creature has to wear a bikini even though she is in the Arctic Circle!!) Driven by his lust for fame/power/money or a misguided attempt to gain all three in order to get said female lead. The beast thaws out quicker than expected eating comical nerdy type who was inexplicably checking whatever piece of technical sounding nonsense they can use for him being on his own in a lab at four a.m. (AKA surfing porn sites,) and promptly escapes heading southward where it encounters a group of bikini clad college girls skinny dipping in the local lake/ river/ open air Hot tub and promptly eats them. (There may also be an episode involving a father and son camping trip where only the child survives depending on budget)
Cue appearance of local Sheriff who ignores Troy McClure and female scientist and instead believes power mad sociopaths feeble excuse about bear attacks.
Power mad will attempt to catch / track the beast with help of large shady biotech organisation and will die horribly, the sheriff will be mauled yet somehow survive and Troy McClure will defeat the beast (although somehow will rip open his shirt and gain a slight flesh wound to prove he is suitably alpha male,) using a chainsaw/ flares and petrol/ welding equipment?/ dynamite (which is found in a remote cabin or abandoned mine,) and a plan devised by female scientist to lure the creature to its death with some newly discovered theory about the creatures behaviour in comparison to modern predators proving she is a real scientist.
Hmmm... Looking at this, my talents as a script writer are clearly being overlooked, I’m going to quit my job and go to Hollywood to follow my dreams!
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