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Baryons? I'm afraid to ask...
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Particles made out of three quarks.
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So applying my Engineering brain a quark is a third of a charge (which every way it points, up, down or I hope I'm joking in, out)...
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Close enough. +2/3 or -1/3.
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and now a darkened room to think, darn at work, well I will do that later then!
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My patio door has broken today.
Phone up the company who installed it.
My 10 year warrantee runs it tomorrow.
Looks like someone triggered it to go wrong a couple of days early.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Don't feel guilty, we've all done that.
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Should go on the "things I wish I'd done on purpose" list.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Typical!
We can't get anything right in this country any more! 
Now, when I were a child, Timex watches were as accurate as it was possible to be. The minute the warranty ran out, they died. Only accurate thing about 'em...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Mike Hankey wrote: It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
That's why I call mine Timex. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Now, when I were a child,
When you were young, a pocket watch was also known as a compass and a stick
speramus in juniperus
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Oi! My name isn't 'Enery Minute!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OT: Have you ever been to the Mary Rose exhibition in Pompy? I was surprised to see "wristwatch" sundials!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Now, when I were a child, Timex watches were as accurate as it was possible to be. The minute the warranty ran out, they died. Only accurate thing about 'em...
They were only "as accurate as possible" according to them, the real accuracy king in those pre-quartz days were the Bulova Accutrons (and those still run, I have a lot of them).
Timex saved cost by using metal alloy bearings instead of jeweled bearings that last forever. That's why Timexes died, and that's one of the reasons collectors don't like them (aside from the fact that they weren't fine watches). However, the die-right-after-warranty thing may also have been due to the warranty covering the watch as long as the oils lasted, did you ever get your Timex serviced (theoretically they could go for a very long time if regularly maintained, but the bearings couldn't take a lack of maintenance)?
modified 12-Nov-13 14:09pm.
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For those of us who use the "US" date format, today is 11/12/13.
Take this opportunity to post something memorable. A two part cleverness, with part two next year on 12/13/14, is acceptable, but if you miss that posting, then you'll be waiting for a while for the next opportunity.
Poor Example:
Of the many reasons I'm glad I wasn't born in France is that I don't speak a word of French.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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One of the many reasons why I'm here is the large supply of ...to be continued...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: cleverness
for people using a wrong and unlogical date format 
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Yes - we have extraordinary abstract thinking capabilities - so the V. wrote: wrong and unlogical
is intuitively obvious to us.
Compared to, for example, having a number system that stops at sixty-nine and, instead of creating something equivalent to seventy, goes to sixty-ten. In true Noblesse Oblige spirit, I reflect upon that to simply smile and gently shake my head at those steeped in what they are convinced is logical.
Caveat Emptor
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'm Flemish, not French speaking so I agree completely with what you say :p.
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Upon reflection, aside from those Flemish Masters' paintings of groups of men dressed for executions, I didn't know there was any difference.*
* Just messing with ya'
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: the "US" date format, today is 11/12/13.
No, it's 2013-11-12. What you posted is ambiguous nonsense.
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It Ain't Neither.
^Bottom's Up!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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