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OriginalGriff wrote: 
That's inflation for you...
Yeah...No. It's always been 454 grams.
OriginalGriff wrote: OT: How'd you get on with the doctors? Safe to drive for another year?
Went to pathology 07:30 blood taken and handed over my piss jar. 13:40 tomorrow off to the Optometrist to check the eyes and sign off on all is good. Had diabetes for 15 odd years and my pescription has changed once, considering I had had glasses for 13+ years prior to diabetes one shift ain't bad.
Tomorrow evening or Thursday or Friday it's off to the Doctor to get them to sign off. I expect my 3 month sugar average to be near 10 (should be under 5.5) they'll talk insulin again, I'll tell them to f*** off, he'll give me the hypoglycemia talk, I'll tell him I always have sugary soft drink, lollies and chocolate with me to ward off low sugar comas. He'll sign the papers and then I'll say, So if my sugars off the chart, you're talking insulin why are we talking hypoglycemic sh*t and why don't you tell the Drivers License people to f***off, cause the medication I'm taking is barely keeping the sugar down to acceptable, I'm no where near a f***ing coma.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Did you finish the paper work?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Only after I logged out.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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JoJo,
I think you should give up. 
Something has been lost in translation I feel...
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Its lost of meaning not translation I guess no one will understand its true meaning 
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Oh s!*t! More money down the crapper. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I did actually order two toilets, yesterday.
I got a bit of a good deal, but they still insisted that I pay for number two.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tick VG
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I'd put it on my credit card but it's so hard to clean.
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Metro Page 19[^]
Cyclist hater hits professor with a bag of her pets poo.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Its asking for my email address to be able to view the webpage 
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here too..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Put in anything. I tried dogpoo@hitbloke.co.uk and it accepted it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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SeptimusHedgehog 151576 wrote: Put in anything. I tried dogpoo@hitbloke.co.uk and it accepted it.
dogpoo@hitbloke.co.uk worked for me. Well the owner if the email will be pissed off now 
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Enter anything that looks like an email - I did - and it'll accept it.
"junk@cr*p.com" worked fine for me.
Lazy damn coders...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Why you didn't stick with us and used dogpoo@hitbloke.co.uk 
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For many years most football clubs in England had their website done by a company could PremierTV.
There was some free content and then some stuff you needed to register for.
For years there was an email address and password circulated on fans forums that got you access to every site.
Can't remember what they were now, but both email and password were as weary commentary on the registration policy.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Look for contact names etc. for the site owners and put their address in, spam them with their own cr@p.
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That's nice and ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) will be receiving the Metro every day now - bob@space.com.
speramus in juniperus
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I gave them "correct@ukmetro.co.uk"... They can eat their own medicine
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..why not everyone@metro ?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It's the "powerful bikes" comment that got me.
My bike was bluddy expensive, but it's got no power at all 
Credit where it's due, though, if he whizzed past close enough for an old dear to reach out her arm enough to hit him with a little pooper-scooper bag, he was probably "not paying due care and attention".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Today I have to take ickle to the Doctor after school - no LTB.
Tomorrow I have an interview - no LTB.
Thursday I am out at a proto-client - no LTB.
Friday I am going to the gym - no LTB.
Unless I do some drastic re-organisation, I will not have time to go for a beer any lunchtime this week. Disgusting I call it, work truly is the curse of the drinking classes.
speramus in juniperus
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Poor fellow.
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