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It is a Labour Stronghold so I have no illusions.
But I do hope to save the deposit.
Clickity[^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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What? I see no Daleks?! 
I think you might have done better if you had called yourself 'Dalek Dave' but good luck all the same. 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Splendid, now I have both your name and address BWHAAAHAHHAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
Personal Hat: Good luck, hope you win.
Political Hat: Hope you come 2nd. Normally I'd say 3rd, but the Lib-Dems have proven their worth in gov't.
I thought you were all UKIP now?
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I'm worried now. Who do you want to come first????!
Uh-oh, the political slippery slope. I'm bailing out now..
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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you better beat the UKIP!
Or I will tell DeathByChocolate that you have hidden her chocolate!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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If he did hide my chocolate I would scare him so much he would 'lose his deposit'! 
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Chris C-B
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I would be more than happy for you to help me lose my deposit.
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Ok, good luck to you, and to Luton. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Well, to be honest, everyone needs a pot to pee in.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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PS your garage doors need painting! 
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Chris C-B
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The windows need new glass too as well now. 
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What I don't understand is how 'someone' managed to break every pain of glass and plaster the outside with that much excrement so quickly!
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Chris C-B
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I thought the pebble dashing looked a bit odd.
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I wonder why they spread it in the shape of a moon rocket?
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Chris C-B
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Is that a euphemism?
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Nah .... if I said your lawn needed cutting ... that would have been a euphemism!
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Chris C-B
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Good luck climbing the greasy pole to No. 10.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Check your preposition, I think it should be 'of' not 'to'...
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"FOR visiting tourists"?
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Good luck DD, I'm sure you'll make a good Councillor.
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Good luck on a personal note, though I can't really say that I wish anyone standing under the blue rosette to win.
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Dalek Dave wrote: It is a Labour Stronghold
I've heard it described as many things, but they usually include the word sh**.
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What no Tarquin Fin Tim Lim Bin Busstop ftang ftang ole biscuit barrel ?
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Good luck, Dave! But on the off chance that you win, you'll regret it. I ran for an office once to prevent the sitting board from appointing someone to a vacancy. Turned out that 6 others had the same idea, but I won by a landslide, then got re-elected 4 years later. For 6 years I couldn't go anywhere without someone cornering me to bitch about something. I got most things fixed, but it certainly made enjoying an evening out a challenge.
Will Rogers never met me.
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