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"That's extra extra not going to work."
Software Zen: delete this;
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Using an extra extra is extra redundant.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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The prelude to the comment above had a couple steps of 'not going to work' that I've omitted.
Software Zen: delete this;
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What kind of toilet were you hanging around in?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And do we really want to know why? 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Well, my workplace isn't perfect, but I don't think I'd call it a toilet.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Oh dear, I had the same thought, cubicle == toilet. I guess it comes from working in an open plan office, oh how I wish I had a cubicle wall to listen over!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Cubes are no fun. I had a guy opposite that would come in every morning and open his overhead bin in a very aggressive move shaking the walls. I could hear every word of his phone conversations (and really, really didn't want to). Listening to personal conversations grows old real quick.
I think Dilbert had it right...
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1999-07-01/[^]
It wasn't the one I was looking for, but I kind of like the concept....
Ken
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Some guys get all the luck.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, I think it's extra times infinity not going to work....plus one.
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I think Spock said that in "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier".
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Now, here's the best description I've read so far: Why Finland loves saunas[^].
Even though a quick conclusion would likely be that Finnish people are hot-blooded it may be a too quick assumption 
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If you come to Mumbai, it's natural sauna all day every day, everywhere. There's no need for a separate room here. 
On the downside it could get far more freakin hot and humid than in a sauna, and you will have to keep your clothes on.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Akinmade Bond wrote: Girl quits job by making an interpretive video.[^]
Didn't watch it, but I'm betting it's old, been seen before and is the girl quitting using pictures of her holding signs and it was basically an advert paid for by some company using her if the guise of a worker pissed off at her male boss.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Nope, I didn't see any sign of a company name at all - just her dancing and text explaining her decision.
Probably helps that she's a stand up comedian as well: http://marinavshifrin.com/[^]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nope, I didn't see any sign of a company name at all - just her dancing and text explaining her decision.
Probably helps that she's a stand up comedian as well: http://marinavshifrin.com/[^]
Might watch it tomorrow and see, but I think it is the one I'm referring too. May have been advertising some show or DVD release of hers, but I never mentioned that there would be a company named in her quitting. Just that I thought it was all a put on that was paid for by some company and that it was useful advertising for something of theirs or similar.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael, this isn't it. I remember the one you're talking about and I believe her boss made one back at her. This one is short and stupid. Not worth the watch.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Michael, this isn't it. I remember the one you're talking about and I believe her boss made one back at her. This one is short and stupid. Not worth the watch.
Thanks Bassam, saves me the waste of time watching and corrects my mistake for others coming through later.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You lose... this video is a girl dancing in an empty office. Even dumber than the one you referenced.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Plot twist: she actually didn't quit but just made the video that her boss asked for - one that gets a ton of views.
this isn't meant to be taken as fact, but it might be true anyway, and I wouldn't be surprised
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I taught myself GW-Basic on this Zenith 120[^] back in 1985 while in the Marine Corps.
I still have the book
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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ZX Spectrum 48k[^] 1983 & at home. Mostly stuff from Byte magazine and stuff garnered from the BBC's various publications at the time. I wonder how many times the Spectrum has paid for itself since I started coding for a living, probably the best financial help my Grandma ever gave come to think of it.
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