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Did you hear about the dead cabbage?
There was a big turnip at the funeral.
/ravi
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I yam disgusted that you'd post that...peas do not do it again...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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We should squash this pun thread before it gets out of control
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Right... no point to beet it into the ground.
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Pualee wrote: beet it into the ground
If it dies, the news might leek.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Haven't we all bean through enough?
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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You mean, we should stop? Sage advice!
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: Sage advice!
Even Rosemary would agree, it's about thyme.
/ravi
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If you delay your responses, I shallot continue posting puns.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Lettuce not make threats!
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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Nice to see the puns sprout back again.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I give up, I have no more thyme for this.
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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That's what Rosemary said.
/ravi
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This has become really corny and is mushrooming out of control.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Yes, this thread is being peppered with corniness. It's a real peppercorn.
/ravi
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This thread has been an a-salt on the senses...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I can't find a morel in this story.
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It's "Neither a mongoose nor a snake be!"
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Well that's a real lemon!
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But I'll always recall it was my finest sour!
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We bitter stop this soon.
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And I guess your oh ... new not old fashioned, surely?
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I dunno lemme check ... nope, it was red before the jouse
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