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Depending on where your activity is, pack a nice warm set of waterproofs! The forecast generally is not good...
Alternatively, try to do it indoors, perhaps the virtual version? 
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Waterproofs are packed! It is mostly outdoor stuff - orienteering, obstacle course, etc, etc, etc. Should be fun, but it will be wet which will not be fun.
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Remember to pack a thermos!
(They keep drinks cold, as well as hot... )
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Black coffee, for me, and tea, for them.
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You can't put G&T in coffee! The lemon will go all brown and horrible...and the ice will melt, and dilute the Wake Up Fluid.
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You can't put G&T in Vilmos and still have him drive the car
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TAXI!
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30 miles. Are you paying?
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Nope. I just pours 'em in, and tells the driver where to go... 
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Isn't it time for the kids to learn to drive yet? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Fortunately you still have 15 days of Summer left until the Equinox.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Man up.
Bitch.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Oh man, you bitch!
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Having to sleep rough again, eh?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ron Anders wrote: Stupid fall.
Well, when 314 million people consistently call it by the wrong name, who can blame poor autumn? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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First time in ages!
The answer is PSYCHOPOMP
Anyone want to go for the solution?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Quote: "And another thing you start to cut, old, married, quiet individual who conducts your final journey."(10)
And another thing - ps
you start - y
to cut - chop
old - o
married - m
quiet - p???
A psychopomp is a guide, whose primary function is to escort souls to the afterlife.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Like a wife...
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ChrisElston wrote: quiet - p???
This is a "Dalek Dave"-ism. p actually means piano (in music) which means SOFT or SOFTLY. I suppose you get quiet because when you play softly it is quieter.
Brent
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I spy someone who watched last nights QI 
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I spy someone who has watched every episode ever, probably has all the DVD Box-sets, the books and a picture of Stephen Fry on his bedroom ceiling.
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Indeed I did.
Every time I come across a new word I make a note of it and try to bring it to the great unwashed.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: PSYCHOPOMP
Thanks for the idea.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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You change your name more often than a student changes his socks! 
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