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Lies, lies I tell you!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Ye arrr two weeks aerrrly!
Ciao,
luker
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Dalek Dave in the sales technique
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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V: be careful what you write you thieving salted oyster, you bilge rat. Beware September 19th.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Aaaarrrrrhhhh! I don't even understand half that sentence... And I certainly cannot recall Debbie ever having said that, so I'm out for today! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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the words see too big for Paris also 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Pirates of the Caribbean - On Stranger Tides?
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I have an older iPad and a new iPhone 5. And I really like few games that I was playing on the iPhone (i.e. Plants vs Zombies 2 - I know, I know... but I like Tower Defence games  ), so I thought let's play them on a bigger screen.
When I try to install, half of them were incompatible because my older iPad do not have a front facing camera. So I opened them in the iPhone to check why they needed a camera. Guess what? they need the camera to take a profile picture, which I never took, and it is still working fine on the iPhone.
What happened to uploading a profile picture, or I don't want a profile picture? They think that I need to buy a new iPad so that I can ignore the profile picture after installing the game. 
How crazy is this requirement. 
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Welcome to "apps".
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Lloyd Atkinson wrote: Welcome to NSA "apps".
"We know where you are, we know what you look like, we know who you talk to, we know what you say"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Damn, I just threw that out, but it should be their motto:
Scimus ubicumque fueris, scimus quid videris, scimus cui loqueris, scimus quid dicis
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lloyd Atkinson wrote: Welcome to "apps".
resistance is futile.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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LOL - good one!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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So, that's my career up the swanie then.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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It is the 5th day of spring.
The squatters have moved out after 7 months...Yaaaay.
It is 26 dec C (at 4:30pm)
The beer is cold and I am listening to this...Albatross[^]
Life is good.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Andy_L_J wrote: It is the 5th day of spring.
Eh, there are some people who see this as the 5th day of fall.
Guess you are a bit upside down, aren't ya?
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Leroy Gibbs wrote: Guess you are a bit upside down, aren't ya?
Yet my feet are still firmly planted to the ground...will have to fix that with more ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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or "down under" 
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.. and others who see it as the 5th day of Autumn
It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com
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Chris Quinn wrote: Autumn
Us Updownians call it that too
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Since 'Autumn' doesn't start until 22nd of September most of us are enjoying the late Summer.
NOTE: The Americans call it Fall unlike the rest of the world who call it Autumn.
Presumably this is because the leaves Fall from the trees.
Is it followed by 'Slip', 'Thaw' and 'Phew, what a scorcher'?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Since 'Autumn' doesn't start until 22nd of September most of us are enjoying the late Summer.
Well, that's the meteorological view. I define the whole summer/fall/winter/spring stuff by the temparatures and the weather.
Everything above 23C after spring is summer. Everything below is fall.
Winter is if there is snow outside. Spring starts as soon as the temparature rises above 15C after new year.
So yes, I define the current season day-by-day.
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