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AndyInUK wrote: erp
The most your budget will allow you to afford. Then split the database onto its own server, SSD drives for the SAN.
AndyInUK wrote: 30+ thin clients
Oh...Depends on your application requirements 
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Some chump is sitting in corner, looking at his colleagues like a maniac giggling his head off, he doesn't even realise I've spiked the tea supply with LSD. Serves them right though, they shouldn't have put ex-lax in the coffee, I've barely been off the pot today.
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Dang all this foreplay when y'all going to get down to business?
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Pot, LSD... geez, you have an interesting workplace. 
/ravi
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Try clicking the "Full Site" link at the lower-L corner of the home page when viewing the site on a mobile device.
/ravi
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IF you're having problems post in bugs and suggestions. CP's had a mobile version for years; so if it doesn't like your phone for some reason (was fairly common a few years back) they should be able to fix it.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So I go to make myself a cup of tea. Turns out everyone else is getting their coffee, and everyone's face is dyed pink! It's a bit hilarious, as I'm not affected, but folks are angry.
Nearly a riot in the office and some pratical jokester is getting escorted out 
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So you nicked the coffee and when you opened it you noticed the dye and that's the reason you're drinking tea and laughing at everyone else?
Brilliant!
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What did the jokester put in the coffee?
/ravi
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A pink die? Did he want to gamble? 
/ravi
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Made a quick trip over to the web team today, the employer is obviously spoiling them with much better coffee than the rest of us need to suffer, so I knicked their jar of the good stuff. That'll show them.
Excuse me, I just need to go to the toilet.
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Nicked
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Terse.
I like word association. Perhaps Sue actually cut the coffee, a bit like Bard wants to with laxative?
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Would of been better if you saved yourself 100 grand.
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NormDroid wrote: Would of have been better if you saved yourself 100 grand.
Where's the "pedant" icon when you need it?
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You know, Chris should allow a :pedant: icon and enable down-voting on any message that uses it...
speramus in juniperus
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Its odvious that their are alot of peeple whom have to-strong opinions about grammer, and its having a bad affect on the moral of the sight, so dont do it anymore!
Dont make me have to seperate yous, alright? You wont like me when I loose my temper!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You wont like me when I loose my temper!
"You" should be "U"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Last time I checked, I was me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think Dave has it, hes almost uniquely knicked it off you're messages a couple of times. I could care.
:evilgrin:
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...but does that mean that you are at present more randy than you would otherwise have been? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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"The British language didn't spread across the oceans and over the mountains and jungles and swamps of the world because these people were panty-waists"
I want than on a t-shirt.
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