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Thought you were going to:
"You know you look like a sheep?"
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The lovely evening
The family sat at home on the evening of October the 31st.
Fortunately as the were in the UK and not American they didn't have to get involved in that ridiculous halloween nonsense and instead occupied themselves with a nice meal and discussing the forthcoming bonfire night on the 5th of November.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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a ghostly voice sailed across the moors...."remember, remember the 5th of november......."
MCAD
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A Tale of Terror
It was a dark and stormy night when the apparition appeared at the door; a ghostly pallor on its hideous, pock-marked face half hidden by rancid locks of lank hair tumbling across the misshapen nose jutting from the angular face.
"Honey, the pizza's arrived!"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Why me?
I started a new coding project. It is in Java.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Aaaaaah!  Truly a horror amongst horrors!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Once upon a time I went to Wales.
The End.
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Gregory.Gadow wrote: Write a Halloween or scary microfiction, a complete story in only 55 words including title.
Election 2016
By a landslide, ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer has won the presidency of the United States!
Marc
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H. Clinton to be his vice president.
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Gregory.Gadow wrote: scary microfiction
Ready? here it goes...
1 BEGIN
2 GOTO 4
3 GOTO 5
4 GOTO 3
5 GOTO 2
6 END
...evil grin!
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Congress
They're just a bunch of ultracrepidarian snollygosters. We pray they truly realize constituents are tired of being wamblecropt nearly to death from all the snudging these feaguing sprunters do.
When the vast majority of constituents gongoozle and groke all day long at the haves vs. have-nots, it leaves the alert remnant to daily uhtceare.
modified 31-Oct-13 16:23pm.
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Grandma’s House
Excited, the kids couldn't wait to Trick-or-Treat at Grammy & Papa’s.
When they arrived, much was the norm, save for what looked like Petey, the neighbor’s kid, his body strewn across the lawn like a wind-blown bowl of mangled popcorn.
Frighteningly bursting from the bush, Petey exclaimed, “You wanna a piece of me!”
modified 31-Oct-13 16:27pm.
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Title: Wordcount be-damned. If your name is Chris, this one will scare you s*&tless
It was a cold stormy evening, He stepped into the pub dripping. MM looked up from his 18th pint of beer with cold steely eyes. He'd been waiting. The door slammed shut, locking itself. A slow wry smile crept across MM's bearded face. "About (elephanting) time". Chris didn't like what he saw, and liked less what he heard next "The roads are cut off - we'll be here for a while, first round is yours Maunder".
< cut to rapidly retreating camera shot >
Bryce
MCAD
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modified 31-Oct-13 18:53pm.
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Knock Knock
The last human on Earth sat in a room. There was a knock at the door, followed closely by a second.
"Who's there?" he asked, his voice trembling.
"Frumious", a wet rattling voice replied.
"Frumious who?"
"I am the frumious bandersnatch. I'm here to meet the Thing. Who's for lunch?"
Software Zen: delete this;
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I told my wife not to decorate for Halloween, but she said she was going to anyway. When I get home there may be reaper cushions. 
Edit: License = CPOL 
modified 31-Oct-13 13:42pm.
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GROAN!
I am stealing it though.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Good one I'm going to steal it too!
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Griff and his pet ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif) walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating crisps.
As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then straight shots, one after the other.
Finally, the barman says: "Last orders!" So, Griff slurs, "One more for me... and one more Baabaaraa." The barman sets them up and they knock them back.
Suddenly, the sheep falls over dead. Griff just throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The barman, yells: "Hey boyo! You can't just leave that lyin' there."
To which Griff replies: "That's not a lion, that's a sheep."
speramus in juniperus
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Round these parts, death just makes 'em easier to catch...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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That's really a sheep joke.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man adapts the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw
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Blind, crippled or crazy...fair game!
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I've recently started getting messages from names I've never seen before with subjects telling me that they shared a Google doc with me.
I've been assuming they're spam and deleting them unread; but am wondering what exactly they're trying to do:
0) Faking being from Google and linking to attack sites?
1) Putting spam in a Google doc file itself?
2) Something else entirely?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Report it to the Spam and Abuse Watch page
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I dont think this has anything to do with CodeProject
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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