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Quote: It was all quiet when I left to catch the parafin budgie back to work first thing this morning (it was still dark and icy Dead |  ), but now looks like there has been a small war
Hmmmm. How convenient you "weren't around." Now that the account is gone suddenly you show up. Hmmm!
I'm on to you. I'm watching you. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Behave yourself!
I'm watching you watching me
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OK, now see, this comment actually seems to support my conspiracy theory.
 (It can be our little secret. I won't tell the others.)
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'm watching both of you via those little webcams... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Yes, how would guard the guards, I dont know, but Ill bet NSA would keep their eye on you
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Don't you start!
You can get off that sheep for starters..... 
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Sounds like the developer minions are being measured by a line counter. Ugh... Tell a marginal coder he (or she) is being measured by "bugs per line of code" and see what you get. 50,000,000 lines of code (and a lot of cleanup to do) 
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I see no problem with that.
VS2012 contains the IDE, Team Foundation + C++ + C# + VB + ....
That's a lot of code.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Unfortunately that's what a lot of managers say (about using line counters to measure a developers worth)
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I'm not exactly sure but I think I might have heard that VS2010 had something around 2-4 TB of source. Probably also including a lot more than just code lines. But I'd guess that number is not that far off... 
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I'm sure if you have a shufty around the net you will eventually find a copy of the source, you can then do a check of the source size, how many lines, number of comments etc. 
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This was in todays Code Project Daily news, the title in fact 
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Did you mean to tell the OP? I know it was I saw it.....
Anyhoo, do you really believe some of those numbers? Some of them have a distinct fragrance about them... 
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I believe everything I read in my CP news letters without question 
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Think of the unit testing/QA involved, that would be a full time job for a lot of people!
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Given the amount of rants that I've seen probably it was a job fort one or two at much...
PS: it was a joke, let's have it clear.
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Vunic wrote: vnob
Who's that?
Btw, you forgot my number: 8888914 - Close enough
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Sorry that's a typo. it's vonb[^] 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunic wrote: vnob - 1034449 -okay!
Ok for the userid number but not the userid itself...
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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That's real fancy. looks like a processor number 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I'm thinking more like the calculator version of 8008.
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Damn - I was going to make a sarcastic comment about all these high numbers, but you've totally buggered that up now! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Still plenty of people before me.
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