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Who wants to drink nails? 
speramus in juniperus
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The Scots drink girders.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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The scots eat deep fried confectionary, so I don't think drinking girders quite counts.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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It's for guys who can't afford a screwdriver.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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ME![^]
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I keep seeing minibuses drive past here that proudly declare that they're specialists in "personenvervoer" on the side.
personenvervoer = people trafficking.
At least they're honest evil criminals.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I think a better translation is "transporting people". Of course, we used to "transport" people to Australia in the olden days so who knows?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a single one of us is going to get her. So then we go for her friends, but they will all give us the cold shoulder because no on likes to be second choice. But what if none of us goes for the blonde? We won't get in each other's way and we won't insult the other girls. It's the only way to win. It's the only way we all get laid.
Which movie?
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Lassie.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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that new one with Cumberbatch about wikileaks, whats it called the four door estate? or somethng
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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The Good, The Bad & The Ugly? 
Isn't Clint Eastwood called Blondie in that one? And they all go for the Bad & The Ugly anyway...
Seriously: If you're too you to have seen that movie, you need to go rent download it ASAP"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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 you've watched a movie that doesn't involve a Debbie?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: you've watched a movie that doesn't involve a Debbie?
It was the first movie where he ever got as far as the closing titles.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I was merely a child, too young for Debbie at the time. Back then I had to resort to movies with violence, blood and death. 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Johnny J. wrote: I was merely a child, too young for never knew about Debbie at the time so I had to resort to movies with violence, blood and death.
FTFY 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Johnny J. wrote: Isn't Clint Eastwood called Blondie in that one?
"The man with no name".
Only the Ugly calls him Blondie -- but that's probably only Dagwood envy.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have vowed to stop the themed answers, however it does seem today We'll Never Have Paris[^]
speramus in juniperus
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DAT NASTY BRAIN - How to pick up girls
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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"L.A. Confidential - The Economic Approach"
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A Beautiful Paris
Life is too shor
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If you mean the person than that would be a contradictio in terminis.
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