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I was late into work and explained I had to go for a medical examination.
"Prostate?" asked my boss.
"No," I said, "I had to bend over his desk".
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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You know you're in trouble when you hear the snap of that latex glove!
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Worse when both hands are on your shoulders.
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I'm not going to take that joke lying down.
/ravi
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The past, present, and future walked into a bar...
It was tense.
I'll get my coat
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor
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Let me help you with the coat
I <3 my Job
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Leave the coat. We'll pray for rain.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I will recommend taking the white one that seems to have sleeves that are too long and some sort of belts attached to it.
Here let me help you tie into that 
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Leslie Neilsen lived, he lives and he'll live forever[^].
modified 8-Nov-13 9:30am.
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Let's hear it for good old Leslie.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: I'll get my coat
Would like a pair of boots to go with that?
Will Rogers never met me.
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I recently built the shared-mime-info Database[^] for Windows using MinGW-w64. I have also created a C# library for loading and getting data from the database.
If anyone wants, I can put the library, the latest (as of this writing) version of the database, and the update-mime-info executables I built on Github.
I currently have to do some testing to make sure everything works as expected, but I think things should work. The mime data file format is rather simple.
EDIT: Changed tense. build != built 
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor
modified 8-Nov-13 7:45am.
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What is it? A complete archive of the works of Marcel Marceau?
speramus in juniperus
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I was going to say that I suddenly had an uncontrollable urge to punch him.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I love throwing a note into a mime's collection - "Learn The Words!" [with thanks to Pterry].
speramus in juniperus
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John Cole's Ulster brogue and trademark overcoat were familiar to television news viewers throughout the 1980s.
He was the BBC's political editor throughout most of the Thatcher era when the political landscape of Britain changed irrevocably.
Respected and honest, rare attributes in the Westminster Village.
speramus in juniperus
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I liked John Cole, he was a stalwart of the Political Press and was forensic in his questioning.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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He was a good reporter. At least EJ Thribb's obit poem will be hondootely brilliant next issue.
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Hi All,
I hoping to ask the hive mind of Bob what the Elephant happened to a PC that was part of a test rig built some years ago. When dragged from stores (aka dump!) it booted to XP as expected then as it was finishing the boot up sequence tries to run everything via Acrobat. It seems the moment the desktop loads to associate everything with Adobe Acrobat. No, it has never been near an internet connection, I'm wondering if a virus could cause this behaviour all the memory stick that have been near are mine and I did find a couple of W32 Trojans on it as I was retiring it.
Glenn
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Any thumbdrives? They've become a popular vector.
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Only the one I mentioned, Got any suggestions for a single use non-installable cure, (have used Magic Bullet software in the past... cant find it now!
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Yes it was caused by a virus the biggest of them all, one who messes with your pc and its called WinXp. Acctually it is only version of the mother virus with the name Windows. The new children added to this really dangerous family are called with the code names Windows 7 and the most recently added and the strongest known so far Windows 8.
Good luck
P.S. how long was the motherboard on that tiny little battery of its and not in the power network ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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aww nutz, a Linux user! burn the heretic!! 
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No, i am not a linux user i just work with .Net and MFC and you can figure the rest 
FYI MFC = Most Frustrating Class(es)
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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You've actually got a rock-solid excuse to uninstall acrobat, and you're complaining?
What is the world coming to?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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