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They're going to be well pissed off when they sober up and realise this.
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PB 369,783 wrote: when they sober up
 In Glasgow? 
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So they're learning how not to be unintelligible by learning to talk like idiots?
Are there other planets? I'm getting sick of living on this one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They will never outperform Madrid's Mayor (and wife of our ex-prime-minister Jose Mª Aznar) Mrs. Ana Botella (let me say that botella is translated as bottle... who knows what she was on...).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiMVJfAwUAs[^]
Pure embarrassment!
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Her English is better than my Spanish! 
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Probably, but nothing that you can change in two weeks... it is a pity to see those people who are representatives of a society to perform that way... 
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Joan Murt wrote: but nothing that you can change in two weeks
You are severely overestimating the British ability to learn foreign languages. I learned French for 3 years at school. All I remember is "Le singe est sur la branche", and that was via Eddie Izzard. I'm not even sure about the spelling, but that doesn't seem to matter in French anyway, seeing as they only sound about 50% of the letters.
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I was not implying that any English person could learn perfectly any other language under the sun in two weeks, I was simply saying that, in those two weeks, anyone could speak any language better than that woman in the video speaks English... 
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Oh dear, I wouldn't like to be in your shoes when OG finds you described him as English.
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Keith Barrow wrote: You are severely overestimating the British ability to learn foreign languages.
I was simply following your British... not implying anything else 
Anyway and just to avoid blood and non kss things in the lounge... I was not implying that OG was english by any means. (now I feel safer).
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And in Luton a new Guardian writer is born.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Gotta love those religious fundamentalists![^]
Whatever you do, don't buy a Mercedes, unless you want it rolled and burned.
And shopkeepers had better be careful about what they use to hang knickers out on display.
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It doesn't say what happened to the pupil designers, but I assume they were stoned to death in accordance with biblical tradition?
Mind you, given that this was the Netherlands, there is a good chance they were stoned when they designed it...in which case stoned to death may take some time... 
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The dutch must be a very sinful then
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ah, the religious, every day brings more news of stupidity
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Don't worry, agnostics and atheists are just as capable of crass stupidity as any person holding religious beliefs
speramus in juniperus
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this is true but they do it on their own initiative, not because of what they think old books of folk tales demand of them
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Drastic consequence of a Google search. Now if we put up a Wiki page that states that a cross is a Satanic symbol....
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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-- The crucifix is the inverse of the alchemical symbol for sulfur (16 on the periodic table), which means it represents promethium (61).
-- Prometheus created man, but was a trickster god.
Wow.
Things are finally starting to fall in place and make sense.
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Couldn't they just cut out the offending bit and replace it with the Hawaiian good luck sign or simething?
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Hey, we're lucky they didn't go all Spanish Inquisition, torturing and killing the kids -- like the guy said, burning books was "the lesser of two evils".
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!
Which movie?
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Anything with "Paris" in the title...
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Kung-Fu: The Grasshopper Returns
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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V. wrote: anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass
Can only be one Hotel-heiress, so the film must be Miss Hilton Goes To Just About Anywhere In The World!
I must confess to knowing the film so I've avoided even getting near to the title.
speramus in juniperus
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