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Weren't me Gov, it was that other bloke what said it.
[edit] BTW 'someone' says you know about 'Nuclear Physics'...
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Well I know about New Clear Physicals - does that count? 
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Close enough
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Movie Quote Of the Day
God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Which movie?
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The Life and Times of Ryan O'Neil
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What!
You mean we aren't supposed to do that? 
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Yeah, I was wondering the same exact thing! 
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Well, that's killed my social life... 
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Wait...
What if the woman is the one doing the humping? That normal? 
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There is a Paris Hilton gag in there somewhere
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Paris Hilton gagged? Don't mind if I do... 
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Beethoven ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Debbie does the RSPCA? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Well I now understand why noone invites me to parties anymore...
Does licking legs count?
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Must have happened in 1995 when Hackers were a big deal... 
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Every time I think the VAT program I wrote is finalised, completed, working, error free and perfect...
It fails when the Sales less Purchases figure is LESS than the amount of VAT Claimed.
Back in I go...
(Thankfully it was written in VB and I managed to comment it well, it was done so long ago)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: hankfully it was written in VB
Opinions may differ on this one 
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No, I think we all agree - VB is up there with Wand Erection in the sucketh stakes.
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My comments are always directed at the poor s.o.b. who has to fix it. Inevitably it is me.
Fortunately I have a bad memory (at least for my foul coding deeds) and must document.
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A logician deducts the truth.
A detective inducts the truth.
A journalist abducts the truth.
Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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Your saying your hacks are worse than mind I don't so!
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glennPattonWork wrote: Your saying your hacks are worse than mind I don't so!
Congratulations! You win todays star prize for most grammatically incorrect sentence.
A little gem, perfect in every way...were you drinking hard last night?
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 I didn't realise I posted it! I was distracted by a graphics problem on a test PC. The sentence was meant to be "Your saying your hacks are worse than mine, I don't think so!" but thought better of it and tried to delete it... failed miserably, is this how today will pan out, failure after failure?
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Probably.
But now you know that, you can do things a little more slowly, more deliberately, more carefully.
So it isn't all bad.
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Slowly, slowly catch eth monkey, for some reason comes to mind, more haste less speed, nahh I give up! (walks away muttering about Lattice BGA's)
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