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Are you accusing Ms Hilton of being strangulation cornflakes? 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Has it got something to do with Vampires?
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Nope.
Nor Helga. 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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What movie was it, dont think anyones going to get this one 
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Done! And I thought it was easy - it was even a quote from a movie review!
Google[^]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Dora the Exterminator
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Sounds like she wipes out insects - and they show that to kids?
Nope.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Elfen Lied
Ok no, but it almost fits.
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Just watched the trailer on YouTube - is it just me or are Japanese film makers weird?
Nope.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Nope!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Pedantic reply: You said she teamed up with three friends, but she had never met them before, they were actually three strangers.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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AOL / Win8 (SFW)[^]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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That's a good example or a bad example. It depends on what your point is.
AOL was an invasive shoddy software. But, most people found it easy to use. Surely you don't think the ordered vomit of icons that make up the iOS and Android interfaces are stellar interfaces do you?
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tgrt wrote: AOL was an invasive shoddy software.
And the difference between AOL and Win8 is?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: And the difference between AOL and Win8 is?
Huge. Apparently, you haven't used Windows 8. It's far from perfect. I wouldn't even call it great. But it's a far cry from shoddy. I prefer it to the options out there.
Note: I'm taking your messages tongue in cheek.
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"ordered vomit of icons"
That is meme-worthy ! Upvoted.
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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Printed out the daily numbers from one of our other fields to make it easier to read off the numbers and punch into the daily report generator for the region rather than flick back and forth.
The printout was ejected by the printer, shot off the printer, off the desk, glided under the desk and into the mouth of the paper shredder which automatically started and duly consumed the printout.
Tried to re-create the moment by printing again and videoing, but alas it wouldn't play ball...
Edit: After much experimenting, it turns out there is a 3rd piece of equipment that is key to all this, the hot air fan that is under my desk! Still not managed to re-create the moment despite numerous attempts, nearest I've got was the paper brushing the front of the shredder. Going to be a long day to day....... 
modified 13-Oct-13 6:07am.
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DaveAuld wrote: Tried to re-create the moment by printing again and videoing, but alas it wouldn't play ball...
Sorry Dave, no video, so didn't happen 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Sounds like something straight out of one of the Final Destination movies. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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 don't say that
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I've approached that scene. My printer sits on a shelf over my desk. The overly-aggressive paper handling(*) routinely tosses printed sheets onto the floor. I've occasionally had them make it into the trash can beneath the desk.
(*) Making the paper handling more aggressive reduces warranty returns triggered by excessive paper jams. Most of the commodity paper you buy in Wal-Mart/Target/Office Depot is utter crap and has usually not been handled or stored well, which causes more problems. Moisture is usually the worst culprit.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Exclaiming in surprise about the amazing coincidence of the paper path is one thing, spending the next hour or more trying to recreate it so you can video it is well, very big bangish!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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