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Jobs was a Buddhist, right? That being the case, I’m hoping for a little time warping reincarnation that sticks him back on the planet three or four decades ago. He can stay in stasis until this month just to keep him from bumping into himself and disrupting the time-space continuum, or whatever other evil fate such events inspire.
By most accounts he was an absolute dictatorial SOB, and I probably wouldn’t last ten minutes in a room with him. I don’t care. I just want MS to give him Ballmer’s job. They need a second coming of someone, and Jobs has the best resume for that sort of thing.
Besides, it’s the most reliable way I know of to drop Windows 8 into the bit bucket. I could even live with the iWindows branding if it would get MS back on track again.
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Christopher Duncan wrote: They need a second coming of someone, and Jobs has the best resume for that sort of thing.
Jobbs?
..must be a sick joke. He had that chance with the Mac. Multiple times. No results.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Second coming of Jobs:
Three out of four ain't bad. 
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When nightmares come true...
this is a ridiculous Imagination which simply would result in a second Apple company...  
what is worse than one Apple company?
Correct: two of them... 
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Clodetta del Mar wrote: what is worse than one Apple company?
I KNOW! I KNOW!
ME! ME! ME!
Finding half a ... Windows operating system in IOS7.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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His reincarnation could be long-term jobless.
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Holy poop....I was sitting watching closely, then it all let go. Didn't half make me jump  
Neodymium Magnets Reaching Terminal Velocity [^]
Yes, the title of the video is not correct, but that is not my fault and doen't change the fact I still jumped!
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Strange - it did pretty much exactly what I thought it would once the compressed air started it spinning! 
What was the OP expecting? Warp speed? 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I know, couple of moments I noticed the imbalance starting, then it recovered again. Wonder what force was required to split it apart? Shame he didn't have a tacho on it to see what the RPM was.
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DaveAuld wrote: Yes, the title of the video is not correct,
Because of "Terminal Velocity"? maybe not in the usual sense the term is taken, but for light practical purposes the magnets array did reach its "terminal velocity" to keep their magnetic cohesion 
-- RP
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30 second and it got the flick.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Calendar
Wasn't
Much
Not bad, 7 words, and only 3 of them wrong.
You weren't off by much either 
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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New from of CCC?
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I am being very unfair of course.
Your English is very much better than my Norwegian.
I only know about 6 words in Norwegian, and Hello is one of them!
Ha Det.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Nah, one could always improve....
If you can point you can make it in Norway, at least at the Pub, or Pøbb as we can write it in Norwegian.
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Dalek Dave wrote: I only know about 6 words in Norwegian, and Hello is one of them!
It's your numeracy that's in question.
"Ha Det" is two words.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Psst - the Police Squad are already onto it...
speramus in juniperus
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You mean that they are diggin into it?
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Now, I understand DeathByChocolate.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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This is silly. Obviously as prices are predicted to soar, more trees will be planted. That's like capitalism 101.
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I agree, thats why I connected it with the Mayan calendar. Its not like the plants would go on strike.
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then we'll run out of rubber
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