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:whimper:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Because is near xmas and you opened the this lovely topic i will just add that my boyfriend's xmas present last year was a large wrap full of all kinds of Lindt chocolates.
He knows me best 
It was the best xmas for a long time 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Can I have him when you've finished with him?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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No, xmas is coming and i am dying to see what he will give me and how many kinds of chocolate it will contain
But i can give you my boss. He promised me few chocolates(for job well done) but i never saw them. I will give him to you for free
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Argonia wrote: No, xmas is coming and i am dying to see what he will give me and how many kinds of chocolate it will contain
Can't say that I blame you, lucky girl! 
You can keep your boss, I already have one and I find they are grossly overrated.
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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What about crepe and cheese cake?
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Chocolate flavoured = YES
Other flavours = Maybe ...
Are you getting the theme?
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Chris C-B
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I have dreams about cheese cakes
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 I once had a dream in which chocolate had been banned by the government ... in fact it wasn't a dream it was a nightmare!
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Chris C-B
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Don't panic - even it it did happen, I "know a man" who can smuggle some over the border into England.
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please don't Wispa that as I can't hear you.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Can't be true.
Chocolate makes you at least two more than one-dimensional.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are you poor? Apparently if you spend more than 10% of your income on fuel that is 'fuel poverty'. Similar definitions apply for housing and food.
Taking that 10% expenditure what poverty do you suffer from? Most Brits would be in housing poverty at that rate [though I believe 25% is the level there]. I may well be in Gin Poverty.
speramus in juniperus
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speramus in juniperus
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Look on the bright side, the sheep are low cost...
speramus in juniperus
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And they keep the lawn trimmed. 
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I dunno, there's shearing, wear and tear on the wellies...
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You've never shared a sheep in your life!
speramus in juniperus
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Turns out, ex-wife poverty as well. Though at least that has a known end date.
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Let me guess: "When hell freezes over"?
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