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I got something right today?!
I must be moving up at a tremendous pace in your book then 
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CBadger wrote: At least I tried
Joke or do not joke: there is no try.
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I Jest
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Better to have tried and failed.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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That was good one. Original !
Thanks,
Milind
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On second thought...perhaps we should bring back down-voting in The Lounge. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I'll get my stray jacket, uhmm i mean my coat! 
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If it was, please don't make it retrospective; I'd be well and truly Michaelmartined (farrked) if it was.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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My friends say I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid. I can stop at any time.
*boom tish*
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Wow! Don't stop, you are (not) on a roll, exactly what I needed in my brake-away. Not to cause friction that might bring the crowd to a stand still, but aren't you out of breath after just one drink?
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Ho my....  
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Would you perhaps be interested in buying a bridge? Or maybe you are willing to help out in a small transaction from Nigeria?
If only the NASA had known about airtight bedsheets, they would not have had to spend as much money on space suits for their astronauts. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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What if I told you the husband was MM?
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Nah, he ain't Clint Eastwood[^].
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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That's looks like a fake news website, but the (f)article sure is funny.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Pity it's a fake - if the seal had been "airtight" then the flatulence could not have "displaced all the available oxygen" as it would have had no-where to go...
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No[^] (see the second busted thing). Also, it's a satire site.
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It might not be true, but it sure gives me a lot of good ideas... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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This expression is of no respect for dutch people.
I wish I had never read this crap.
A gentleman is someone who can play the bag-pipe, and who does not.
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Yet you don't think you should write 'Dutch' with a capital D?
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Maybe I should. As english is not my native language, I may have to.
But I think it doesn't change the point I wanted to make.
Women are composed of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and nitrogen; men are also composed of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and nitrogen, but in such proportions that force respect.
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I doubt it. I think it's an "onion" piece.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I am quite keen on doing code reviews at my current place of employment - although I have not worked anywhere that does code reviews before.
My belief is that code reviews will help ensure standards are kept, enhance the learning of all the developers, and help drive any changes in standards.
The other developers think it is a waste of time except for new developers having their code reviewed (presumably until they can be trusted)
Your thoughts/experiences/advice?
As a blatant gamble for more points, vote this message up if you think Code reviews are a Good Thing, and down if you think they are the devil's work!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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