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Laurent Perrier Rosé[^]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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At that price SWMBO may suggest we stick to the Cava.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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At that price I suggest we stick to... 
As it happens, Herself will be working Christmas Day as usual, so we won't be drinking much, if at all.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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That is 21 more than I paid!
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I checked and my supplier is 20% dearer for LPR, but 30% cheaper for the widow; what we drink.
speramus in juniperus
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Just shows it pays to shop about!
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DaveAuld wrote: Normally the bottles of LPR retail for ~60, I paid ~36 and that is the cheapest I have managed to find them for for a number of years.
Well, since they opened that factory in China...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Think I must have eaten something bad on Friday as I felt quite ill late in the evening. Anyway, was supposed to be playing golf in the morning so went to bed and hoped I'd feel better. I didn't but I went anyway feeling that a bit of fresh air and sunshine would help.
As we walked up to the first tee I felt a bit odd. Then I was very, very sick all over the back of the tee. Maybe toast and marmalade for breakfast wasn't the brightest idea I've had.
Still, as I was hurling my guts up I could hear my partner say "Let me take a picture!" I felt sure the bastard wanted to immortalize my vomit on the web. No, not at all. He was taking a picture of the group behind us who were all tactfully ignoring my sickness. One of them did say "Is your friend okay?" and my pal said "Oh, he'll be fine!" How the elephant would he know? Barf.
Finally, I felt purged and boy did I feel great. Best round of golf I've had for ages. I'm sure there can be no correlation between being sick and having a great round. Positive...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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"Hole in... ew..."
(glad you're feeling better)
Software Zen: delete this;
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Thanks: still a little fuzzy and scared to eat anything, but I'll be fine. 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Just a developer looking for some app ideas... because I can't think of any.
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How about an application that assists developers who've run out of ideas for applications to come up with ideas for applications ?
Perhaps using genetic alligatorrhythms ?
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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BillWoodruff wrote: Perhaps using genetic alligatorrhythms ?
Why only make it generate iseas when it can implement them directly? Let it generate source code, compile it and let the fitness function select by size and the number of errors and warnings. Eventually we will get huge programs that compile without errors.
Testing and selecting by the usefulness of those programs will not be as trivial to do.
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5
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Why bother assessing fitness? Just make it post the code to CP and ask for debugging help.
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The 'do my homework', the 'I'm lazy and don't want to learn' or the general 'gimme codez' variant?
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5
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What a croc 
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: What a croc
You beat me to it! 
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BillWoodruff wrote: Perhaps using genetic alligatorrhythms ?
That's one I'd like to see later!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Given the amount of information you have provided us regarding your skill level, target platform(s), development time line, development environment, projected application price, etc. I can only point you to something like this: http://www.epa.gov/greenapps/ideas.html[^]
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Create an app that would allow you to post pictures of people recycling. ..since other apps do not allow posting of pictures of people if they be recycling? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: other apps do not allow posting of pictures of people if they be recycling?
Indeed. I can say with my hand on my heart than none of my apps allow you to post pictures of people recycling.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: can say with my hand on my heart than none of my apps allow you to post pictures of people recycling.
I'd say that is because none of your apps does allow posting pictures, at all?
And then I heard it like a shot through my skull to my brain,
I felt my fingertips tingle and it started to rain,
When the walls of my bedroom were tremblin' around me,
This ramshackle voice over attack of a bluebeat,
And tellin' me she's only looking for fun.
And this was the sound of the very last gang in town.
I'da called you Woody, Joe
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Picky, picky, picky! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Lots.
I'll sell you some for an upfront fee and share of any future profits.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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