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You're just jealous!
speramus in juniperus
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What of a blender, you have to be joking!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Didn't you know?
They say "the way to a mans heart is through his stomach"1 but it's also true that food is the way into a ladies....respect.
Power tools help later, when she wants to make a nest.
1 In fact, it's easier to use a stiletto blade, and go in between the ribs at the back...
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OriginalGriff wrote: is the way into a ladies....respect.
First time I've heard it called that! 
OriginalGriff wrote: Power tools help later, when she wants to make a nest.
Which is why I'm getting bobs and bits as well for Operation Wardrobe.
speramus in juniperus
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KSS rules, my friend, KSS rules... 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Which is why I'm getting bobs and bits boobs and tits
FTFY! Enough of the girly talk. We real men want soft packages for christmas. And I DON'T mean Nagy's gin swollen privates...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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What....socks? 
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Game of Thrones.
[You did ask what sucks]
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: bobs and bits as well for Operation
For a moment there, I thought you were getting the game 'Operation' with some sort of expansion pack called 'Bits n Bobs' for Christmas ... 
I honestly thought ...
"Oooohhh what a great idea, I'd love to play that game 'Operation' again' ... Griff's house will be fun on Christmas day"
... ... really disappointed when I realised you are just building wardrobes! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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If he's got a power saw it could be real life operation!
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Pretty sure it would red though, (splatter patterns can't sure though...)
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That deserves a  !!!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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OriginalGriff wrote: the way to a mans heart is through his stomach
Your choice, personally I prefer the other gender and not the tummy particularly.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: the way to a mans heart is through his stomach
Good thing Griff's not a surgeon!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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He used to be. That explains why Wales is still not heavily populated.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Apparently, it is heavily populated with sheep ...
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Lady, I respectfully claim your respect!
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Quote: "the way to a mans heart is through his stomach"
True you don't have to through the rib cage is that perchance the idea behind the circular saw...
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No, that's what the laser table with all the straps is for...
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WUt?
For these money i can get one of these and i will still have money for ram and stuff.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I look forward to seeing the lovely dishes you prepare with your new CPU. I like cooking and I like having good gear.
speramus in juniperus
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I don't cook so much. If it isn't ready for under 20 minutes its not worth cooking.
Nagy Vilmos wrote: your new CPU
Maybe in another year(life if the zombies finally decide to attack the next year). For some reason here the price for this CPU is triple.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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You will learn, padawan, you will learn...
Anything that is ready in 20 minutes is, well, not worth eating. It's sustenance, not food.
The exception this is is generally Chinese food which can be cooked in five or ten minutes, but...even then there is half an hour or more's worth of mise en place to do before you can start the actual cookery!
Until you have tasted rump steak slowly cooked in the sous vide, then flash fried to start the Maillard reaction going, or slow roasted lamb shank, or a chili that has been maturing at a slow simmer for six hours...
McVomits is not the only food.
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