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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: My boos irritating me
That is his job. 
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I've thought about this long and hard (4 minutes, already). Perhaps I can use this as my new tagline:
"I don't believe my work is done until the damage is irreparable."
Comments?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Your work is done... 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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The damage has been done, time to go live. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Given your sig, not any more...
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S Houghtelin wrote: It was broke, so I fixed it.
Alternatively
If I can't fix it, it's broke. 
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Or, "It's broke but that's not mine, I'm not going to fix it"
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Your work is done just because you use a tag line...
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Comments?
Would look lovely as a subtitle on your resume 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I suppose - but it would mean paraphrasing item in my list of accomplishments.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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A drop down list to select from:
"Which does a vegetarian eat?"
Kitten
Steamed rice
Colored pencils
Puppy
Turkey sandwich
Like it!
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Did you know the answer?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Puppies, isn't it? Vegetarians hate animals, so I'm sure that's it...
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Colored Pencils or course!
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Having tried Tufo a couple of times, I think I'd prefer them!
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Yeah I've had Tofu at my daughters a couple of times and you're right the colored pencils would be my choise also.
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And it's Bacon by a landslide.
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It's still too close - we must increase the number of BACON hits, and not increase the TUFO count...
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How can you even compare Bacon to Tofu?
Anyone in there right minds would pick Bacon...oh wait a minute there are a lot of idiots out there aren't there?
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If you play "Serious Sam - The Second Encounter" in the final level he comes out with:
"Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers"
I assumed he was talking of QA, but now you mention it... 
Always give 100%.
Unless you are donating blood...
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Flour and water make paste (or fruit cake) - not very tasty (for most of us). Then, of course, there's cookies.
Same thing with tofu. It's easy to get it wrong. But I've seen carnivores scraping their plates after seconds at my table.
No sh*t.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: No sh*t.
So, no tufo then either?
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You will find your stockings* stuffed with coal (made of charred bacon).
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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