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CPallini wrote: Yes, until now I've been just comfortably numb.
I know what you mean, I feel like that often.
Hello,
Is there anybody in there
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home
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Red is the colour of happiness in China.
Where exactly did the bread knife end up?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nice! A Nash and a pair of Daves. Should be good.
I remember going through my Dave Gilmour stage with guitar, got some good tunes out of that.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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From my point of view who is on Bass, I hope Guy Pratt! 
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Where ever you do it, do it private.
Or else...[^]
speramus in juniperus
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The pizza is like your love life...
... Non-existent.
speramus in juniperus
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15-Love : First point to the Hungarian Irishman! 
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I know a dyslexic Insomniac atheist lies awake the whole night wondering if dog exists, but i am not like that, i KNOW PIZZA EXISTS! 
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If you are at home, and there is none in the house, does pizza exist?
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You are alone in a big mansion of a house (probably Chris' house while you house sit for him), you hear a fart... 
What do you do..? 
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Not breath in.
Hamsters may be small in size, but they make up for that in aroma!
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There is no hamster, only a photo of a hamster
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Check again - I just saw it's eyes move.
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If we were in a horror movie we would be the one 'haunting' the haunter. 
(IE is we were in Jason/Freddy, they would have the worst nightmare imaginable trying to kill/scare us)
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You clearly haven't seen the hamsters in full Attack Mode: They'd marmalize Freddy Kruger!
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A British comedienne did something similar on a train recently and got into trouble for it IIRC.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I get this one regularly, but today I decided to follow up. Just for fun.
An agency sent me an e-mail where the recruiter said "I have been reviewing your CV you are a great match for a vacancy I am working on. Please could you send me your CV."
I called to ask how in the name of Bob he could have reviewed my CV without having it. I promise I didn't swear [much] but I don't think I'll be getting much through that agency for a while...
speramus in juniperus
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I bet you'll get another contact from them within the week
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Probably. Like a crack whore to her pimp, they come back. They all come back.
speramus in juniperus
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WARNING: you just hit the recursive recruiter.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Send him your CV quickly!
This is clearly a job in the future so time travel is involved - and if you don't send your CV then you will cause a paradox of major proportions, risking the destruction of the entire universe. Including the Gordons distillery.
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If there's a chance that it means all these numpties disappearing up their own proverbials then it is a risk worth taking.
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Think of the Gin that will vanish at the same time!
And the sheep...the poor, lonely, innocent sheep that willan haven retrobeen aforepreexisted.
(Even after Dan Streetmentioner, I find the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Subjunctive Intentional tense of "Exist" to be awkward...)
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F* the sheep! Though if they never exist you can't.
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