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Hello Mr CatKiller,
My name is < Insert Name Here > and i am representative of Dell Help desk. Please Provide me with accurate information about your problem with Latitude 6430u Ultrabooks and the results of it.
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Argonia wrote:

Thank you. See you soon.

Argonia wrote:

I think this is a joke because no cat owner who had a cat for over a half year
(lets assume he get the kitty when he or she was 3 months old) will kill it over
a elephanting laptop.

Dalek Dave wrote:

I like my edgy and dangerous people to at have started shaving.

El Reg:

Dell [...]

void adjustBalance(boolean credit, long amount)
{
   // if the amount is negative reverse the direction:
   if (amount > 0)
   {
       adjustBalance(!credit, -amount);
   }

   // proper transaction
}

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

void adjustBalance(boolean credit, long amount)

if (a = b)
   ...

a == b * 3;