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Nah - they still have teeth.
You do not want to see what regular crystal use does to your teeth.
The hamsters are old fashioned; they stick to Charlie.
This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre.
Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.
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They may still have teeth, but only because, as most rodents do, they have teeth that are constantly growing.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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When I first saw that picture, I thought...
The hairy cousins of the gremlins are here... Or are they the little brothers of the creeters??
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: meth team to do the tweaking
no... that would be a miley team to do the twerking.
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Teams on crack have better concentration than the ones on meth...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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According to Ke$ha love is a drug.
Fortunately for you, there is no law against love and no one has ever overdosed.
Take another hit - it's low calorie and it's good for you.
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Who or what is a Ke$ha?
No I'm not googling, my wife is in the same room.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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If you don't know you're lucky. Ignorance really is bliss in this case
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Mom!! Gerbil has been looting my ecstasy stah again. He needs to get grounded 'cause he's already floating all over the lounge.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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The meth team will be brought in on the graveyard shift to handle the overclocking.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Well, we are in Toronto[^], after all.
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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Microsoft has made a lot of mistakes recently. It appears to be completely out of touch with its customers (Win8 UI, Windows RT, Xbox One, Win 8.1 start button, etc.), and its alienating its developers (Windows phone, XNA, Win8.1 RTM TechNet/MSDN access, etc.).
Does anyone else out there think they're watching an entire organization that's making major, potentially business-killing mistakes, because its an organization under extreme stress?
In the past, buying a machine with a windows OS on it was a no-brainer for me as it was the only OS that I knew would run all the programs I was interested in today, and might be interested in running in the future. Given what I've observed of them recently, and especially the Win 8.1 RTM/MSDN fiasco, I'm even starting to wonder if my recent Windows OS purchases were the right choice.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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I remember when they introduced the Ribbon in Office. I hated it. Most people, at least that I knew, did not like it at first. But it turns out I like it a lot more and I think most people do now too.
I know that is small in comparison to all of your examples but sometimes we just get too used to things to recognize that there are better ways of doing things.
I certainly don't feel alienated by Microsoft but then again, except for .Net, I don't really follow them much anymore.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'm still hating the ribbon.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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RyanDev wrote: I remember when they introduced the Ribbon in Office. I hated it. Most people, at least that I knew, did not like it at first. But it turns out I like it a lot more and I think most people do now too.
Stockholm syndrome.
The effluent interface was cr@p, is cr@p, and will always be cr@p.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Do you have a better suggestion?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Many years of experimentation and development showed that a combination of configurable menus and toolbars is the optimum method for allowing users to access program functions.
A moment of utter stupidity (and probably a lot of ego) resulted in that truth being ignored.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: Many years of experimentation and development showed that a combination of configurable menus and toolbars is the optimum method for allowing users to access program functions. I highly doubt that. I know for me personally, the ribbon is much more efficient.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: for me personally, the ribbon is much more efficient
... Until your requirements change, and you have to do different things.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: Until your requirements change, and you have to do different things. What? My requirement is to use Microsoft Word. The ribbon works great.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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In a David & Goliath scenario the stone plays a major role; however, the relationship between a large body and gravity is also important. Keep yourself nimble and the inevitable stone won't prevent you from making a soft landing.
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This is a wonderfully imaginative response !
thanks, Bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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Microsoft has generally been completely out of touch with users for about 30 years now, but being a virtual monopoly, they know we will adapt to their inept methods rather than attempt to learn a real operating system. You might remember Vista, or ME, or even Bob; any other company depending for survival on revenues earned from any of those products would have long ago ceased to exist.
Adapt, conform, be assimilated - you'll survive. So will Microsoft...
Will Rogers never met me.
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They'll survive and we'll adapt as Roger has said.
They created a market and they pretty much monopolized it were else can you go to run all the windows software that's out there?, from the home to corporations.
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patbob wrote: In the past, buying a machine with a windows OS on it was a no-brainer for me as it was the only OS that I knew would run all the programs I was interested in today,
Presuming that you do not see the future presumably when you bought it then it was because it was needed to run the programs that you needed then.
patbob wrote: I'm even starting to wonder if my recent Windows OS purchases were the right choice.
Given the programs that you run now, what computer would you buy now to run them?
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