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Duplicate key error.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This just annoys me. Its one of many.
The stored procedure required to complete this operation could not be found on the server. Please contact your system administrator.
Msg 7311, Level 16, State 2, Line 1
Cannot obtain the schema rowset "DBSCHEMA_TABLES_INFO" for OLE DB provider "SQLNCLI" for linked server "<LinkedServerName>". The provider supports the interface, but returns a failure code when it is used.
Which line in particular? Well the line that tells me to contact the system administrator. I am the the system administrator !!!!!!!
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Well? Send yourself a text! Don't forget to add "SND CODZZZ URGNTZZZZ!!!!" or you might ignore it... 
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Most sysadmins I've known have ended up talking to themselves, too.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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http://www.zdnet.com/new-zealand-bans-software-patents-7000019955/[^]
This should be listed as one of the greatest innovations of the computer age, allowing developers to innovate, and software companies to make back some of the billions that sharks and lawyers have been screwing out of the industry.
What time's the next plane?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, I'm still skeptical.
Processes will still be patentable if the computer program is merely a way of implementing a patentable process. But patent claims that cover computer programs "as such" will not be allowed.
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the new law will only apply to new patent applications, so existing software patents will continue to stand So is that really any improvement at all?
The old software patents still stand, and the new ones will just pretend to be patenting the underlying process, so that any implementation is also automatically forbidden.
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Maybe a bit; but nowhere near the extend that most headline writers are implying. The law's vague enough that the patent office/courts are going to have to decide exactly what it means in a number of key places; and regardless of what you think of his opinions on the general validity of tech patents; Florian Mueller[^] is right that the NZ patent office isn't going to approach it the way headline writers are treating it.
Quote: In theory, patent examiners and judges should read substantive patent law without any bias. And many of them try hard to. And the one thing they certainly won't have is an anti-patent bias. New Zealand's patent office is not going to be interested in interpreting the law in a way that would require it to lay off half or more of its staff. It will have to apply the law, and it may receive instructions from the executive government. But it won't approach this new piece of legislation with a "good riddance" mindset.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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There are only so many ways to add two numbers so how do you patent it?
And if you take that principle then, by Occam's Razor, how can you patent any software?
Sure, one can copyright an entire ensemble, as like a book, but not each individual sentence.
I think NZ has got it right.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Don't believe it, I'm doing some maths practice with the girls right now and you'd surprised at the number of [wrong] ways you can add up two numbers...
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I'm doing some maths practice with the girls right now and you'd surprised at the number of [wrong] ways you can add up two numbers...
Trying to match the above sentence with the 'Gin Dealer Complaint' I'm not sure the girls are wrong.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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After doing an hour of maths with my daughter, it'd send anyone to drink. More.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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At least (I suppose) your daughters don't ask you to wrestle with them.
--Carlo 'Cracked Rib'
Veni, vidi, vici.
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No, they just spend the summer trying to drown me. They're yet to remember that even Daddy needs to breath sometimes when ducking him in the water...
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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CPallini wrote: you'd surprised at the number of [wrong] ways you can add up two numbers.
im sure the girls will correct your work
bryce
MCAD
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"Leave nuts divided."(12)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Leave - DISCONNECT
nuts - ED
divided - DISCONNECTED
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Don't understand ED = nuts
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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ED sounds like HEAD, which can be called your NUT and also you can nut someone which is to hit them with your head.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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I refer to 'Ed, Edd and Eddy'
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But surely nuts would be eds ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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It's a Northian Language thing, so "ED" is a mass noun.
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Diolch yn fawr.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Croeso!
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