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It's not garbage! It says "ming wing ding bing ning..." Can't you read?!?
(It's just an SMS client)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... unless it's an operating theatre and you are an anaesthetist! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: ... unless it's an operating theatre and you are an anaesthetist!
Elegance is simplicity.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So, if I go for the Benny Look[^], that'll be elegant.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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Aaahh, I see you are trying to become more sophisticated. You will be drinking Gin out of a glass soon! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Either that or he'll be buying the more expensive straws.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I see you more of a 'Miss Diane' kinda guy.
Please note I have never ever watched an episode of crossroads and know nothing of Amy Turtle[^] or Shughie McFee[^]!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Your linkey is brokey
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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Fixy linky
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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I'd posit that a broken link to anything Crossroads related is preferable to a working one.
More in keeping with their set design, too.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What is this "Crossroads" of which you speak? Sounds like a rip-off of a superior soap-opera[^] to me! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Elegance is simplicity.
K.I.S.S
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
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In that case you don't want to leave them breathless.
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For those not familiar with him, Matt is the Torygraph cartoonist in residence. Today he nailed it[^].
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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I have a question Why exactly badgers and not something else? Does badgers have some special meaning in UK ?
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There is a badger cull going on at the moment
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I disagree with the cull.
NOT because of the 'Animal Rights' or crap like that, merely that the science has not been proved, that it will not eradicate bovine TB, that there is no evidence to even suggest that it will be in any way effective, that badgers are not the main cause of the disease, and that once again those in power are making decisions based on emotions and beliefs rather than evidence and reason.
If, later, it becomes apparent that a cull IS necessary then I will support it, but only if it is PROVED or at least supportive evidence and empirical data suggests that it is.
Otherwise madness lies.
Badgers are NOT an endangered species, there are many of them, they are just a rarely seen except when dead on the road kind of species.
Do not get emotionally attached to them.
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How can you not get attached to this[^]?
someone had to do it
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I love badgers...
To cook one's badger you’ll need:
1 badger
1 glass of pig’s blood
1 small glass of armagnac
1 ginger root
1 bottle of dry, sparkling white wine
2 eggs
1 pot of crème fraîche
salt and pepper
500g forest mushrooms OR chestnuts to accompany
100g butter
oil
Eviscerate and skin your badger, and soak it in a fast-flowing river for at least 48 hours. This will help you to de-grease it more easily.
Once the badger is de-greased, cut it into pieces and brown it in a frying pan with butter. When the pieces are golden and stiff, flambée with the armanac, season and add a grated soup-spoon of ginger, fresh if possible.
Pour over the wine, and simmer gently for at least two hours.
At the end of the cooking time, mix the chopped badger liver (cooked beforehand in a little oil), the glass of blood, two egg yolks, a coffee-spoon of ginger and the crème fraîche, and pour into the cooking dish. Serve immediately.
This dish goes well with wild mushrooms or chestnuts.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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That actually sounds delicious. I bet badger has a decent gamey flavour to it.
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I think it actually tastes bad which is why no-one eats it.
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Speaking as someone who has fallen down a cliff and landed on a dead badger, I can certainly confirm that they don't smell very nice at all.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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Well to be fair dead things out in the wild don't usually smell very nice, even if it's something generally accepted to be edible like a sheep or deer.
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I never heard of someone eating a badger  Poor cute fellows.
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