|
I asked Mrs Wife where did she want to go last night.
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen
And that's when the fight started....
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
My wife was doing a crossword.
She asked, "what's a three letter word for a female sheep?"
I said "ewe"
And that's when the fight started...
_____________________________
A logician deducts the truth.
A detective inducts the truth.
A journalist abducts the truth.
Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
|
|
|
|
|
I hope you recover soon and be back at home.
|
|
|
|
|
Living man declared dead[^]
Man who went missing long time ago, then declared dead, then returned, told that the ruling that he is dead cannot legally be overturned.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
|
|
|
|
|
|
Could you be arrested if you killed him?
---------------------------------
Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
|
|
|
|
|
Could he be arrested if he killed you? 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
|
|
|
|
|
Well quite.
Poses lots of interesting questions.
He cannot get a driving license, which is what started the hearing, but also whilst legally dead he doesn't have to pay back all the money that was paid to his wife after he was.
Are all of his actions outside of the law? If he is outside of the law can the authorities simply amend him so he matches his legal status?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
|
|
|
|
|
ChrisElston wrote: He cannot get a driving license
If he's dead, does he need one?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
If he's dead, does he have to pay taxes?
|
|
|
|
|
Ask DD. I'll bet he's already thoroughly investigated that angle.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
He probably has; but except in stealing new ways to say "Gimmie!!!" our tax agencies don't follow each others precedents so his research would be of limited value.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
|
|
|
|
|
I always liked Bobby Thompson's[^] description of a tax return form:
1. How much did you earn?
2. How much have you got left?
3. Send it in.
[edit] Added link [/edit]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
ChrisElston wrote: If he is outside of the law can the authorities simply amend him so he matches his legal status?
Would they even do that based on a single case?
Hmmmm, even if he moved out here to California where illegal immigrants now can obtain a driver's license[^], he might not be able to. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
|
|
|
|
|
Maybe not for killing him. But for desecrating a corpse 
|
|
|
|
|
Dalek Dave wrote: Could you be arrested if you killed him?
That was the first thing I thought as well.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
|
|
|
|
|
For a second I thought it was Patrick Dempsey's old character from this movie[^], but his name was Ronald Miller. Phew.
[Hmmm...It is really scary that movie immediately came to mind when I saw the name of the undead guy]
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
|
|
|
|
|
Ohio. Cause and effect.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
|
|
|
|
|
The Formula One Test driver, Maria de Villota, has been found dead in Seville. Very sad considering what she has had to go through since her accident last year. Source[^]
|
|
|
|
|
I was just about to post the same story from Aunty[^].
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
Very sad, a young, beautiful and very talented woman brought down by a terrible accident.
I am wondering if it was suicide owing to depression.
Sad if it is the case.
---------------------------------
Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
|
|
|
|
|
Official sources are saying natural causes
she had just started a FIA job as rep for women racers and a book coming out tomorrow, life was actually looking quite rosy for her, which makes it an even bigger shame
My guess would be stroke as result of the accident
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
|
|
|
|
|
The rate of sports people dying in hotels is quite amazing.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
|
|
|
|
|
To me, none more so than the self-destruction of Marco Pantani in his hotel room in Rimini. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
|
|
|
|
|
"Novel Clan? Others waggled with feathers and pearls perhaps!"(9)
Nice and easy to end the week.
---------------------------------
Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
