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That school uniform shop is good. I didn't even notice it and they put me over a barrel and elephanted me for over 400 notes.
So -
FOR SALE
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A liver. One careful owner, hardly used. Best offer sneered at, but used to open the real bargaining.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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You forgot to add "Well preserved with fine spirits."
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I'll take that as an opening bid for £20,000. 
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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ill raise it to 21.000 - want to buy a liverpool 
is this a signature ?
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: £20,000
That's a very expensive uniform, but you're a little shy on the price.
I'll give you £20,001. But you have to cut it out yourself. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: A liver. One careful owner, hardly used
 Yours? 
False advertising in a MAJOR way!
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Your just assuming it's mine. It could be anyone's...
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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You're just back from your holidays, aren't you? I know you said Hungary, but I'm starting to suspect it was China...
http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4646398/What-a-naughty-woman.aspx[^]
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Wasn't me gov. Can't see the point really.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
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Nor can he, poor bugger...
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Well he's a poor kid. they're keeping in hospital but at least he's warm, dry and getting well fed. That's got to be better than a poke in the eye...
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: didn't even notice it
I thought I could make a quip about you being distracted by all the schoolgirls trying on uniforms, but that doesn't seem fitting because I consider you too much a man for that, but how now do I get the quip out?
Oh.
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Oh they're too posh for that. Each parent makes an appointment and you're given a 1 hour window in which to be fitted out. They're bloody mercenaries not a school!
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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that explains the cost, kevlar vests and m16s dont come cheap you know
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Posh indeed. I'd double check that the 400 quid aren't a monthly payment.
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She was fully kitted out, most of which should last two or three years, for the princessly sum of £413. Feck.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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Are fava beans included in the package?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Are you offering a pig liver ? :wondering: I am sure you wont give up yours for some lousy school stuff like uniform.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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He's long term unemployed.
So the new government policy is he becomes an organ donor...
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 Is the link you pasted above the collection of the organ(s) by the government ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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No, they don't ask that nicely...
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Is it just me or does anyone else feel that the word 'app' implies software that is inferior to a program? Can fully spec'd programs be described as apps?
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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Herbie Mountjoy wrote: Is it just me or does anyone else feel
Try to more thinking 
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Nice handle BTW.
But too long.
You need a nickname.
Skhat will work, I think.
What, me worry?
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