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Beat completely senseless today, someone who is intolerably stupid, inconsiderate, or just plain mean, preferably using an appendage ripped from the body of said person.
Will Rogers never met me.
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From my inbox:
Greetings, addressing you is Bernardo Donaldson, Superior Accounting Officer at Federal Reserve. We have received an inquiry from your Financial Institution regarding an incoming money transfer from Rio Tinto Group mining ASX: RIO with concern on the company's current activity which is valued as "High Risk Activity". In order to release the funds to your account please complete the attached form "IIMT Form 401".
A "Superior Accounting Officer" must be pretty important. OK, this was sent to me at "britain's biggest bingo site" rather than a financial institution, and the only way we'd be likely to deal with Rio Tinto is if we became a literal rather than a metaphorical gold-mine.
Seems legit.
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Quote: you use English bad
Actually, we fixed English. 
I learned Spanish and it was nice to learn a language that actually obeys the rules, mostly. Yes, American is crazy and rebellious.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Do spell "historic" as "historick", "maintenance" as "maintenaunce" or "salvation" as "savacioun"?
If not, it's still broken. Please sort it out, you've done excellent work with color. While you're at it, put the gender inflections back on things like actress, they are needed. I'm old enough to think that searching for "nude actors" and "nude actresses" on Google should return entirely different sets of results.
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Hey, we left England for a reason. I suppose instead of butchering the language we should have just made up our own, like pig-latin or something. After all, we made up our own measuring system.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Hey, we left England for a reason
The founding fathers left because they disagreed over spelling? That's dedication!
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Perhaps it was because you Brits read too much into what someone says.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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That's fighting talk! 
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I suspect it more likely it was all a tax dodge. Or they were drunk
Most things can be attributed to either or both of these things.
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RyanDev wrote: Yes, American is crazy and rebellious.
It isn't intentional.
It is just the natural result of taking in everyone else's garbage.
Turns out other nations have been throwing out the best part...
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Quote: Turns out other nations have been throwing out the best part...
Of course you aren't referring to the actual people, just the language.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Anyone who'll ride an overcrowded steamer across the ocean just for a shot at 'starting over' is a better person than I.
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Too true. I have read some of my ancestors journals and the hardships they endured is very hard to imagine. Some lost children or other loved ones on the ships and had to bury the body in the middle of the ocean.
I know bad stuff still happens today but I am forever grateful to my ancestors for their sacrifices.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Don't forget the old bible joke: "What did Noah do with all the animal manure?"
This message is manufactured from fully recyclable noughts and ones. To recycle this message, please separate into two tidy piles, and take them to your nearest local recycling centre.
Please note that in some areas noughts are always replaced with zeros by law, and many facilities cannot recycle zeroes - in this case, please bury them in your back garden and water frequently.
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I recall from once-upon-a-time, whilst learning German, the following:
"The only language rule without exceptions is that there are no rules without exception."
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T'ain't nuffin' wrong wiff dat engrish.
Ah tinks it's perfetly fine, like a summa breezey!
Mama, ged me 'nudder beer ... hurr-up now, will ya!
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Ain't nobody got time for 'dat.
See: Source[^]
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I'm a little bit done for this week. Every morning I was weary, what's unusual for me. So: TGIF!
Yes. I leave you now. You will be on your own here. And I go home and this weekend I will do everything to be tired on monday, too! So if there is a club in your neighborhood: watch out! I might be coming! 
Read you all here again next week, tired but happy. 
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So chinese text gets re-direction to chinese forum, while german text for the same word and meaning is still okay? Fine.... 
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There's no German forum.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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