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Since I can't remember who was supposed to be up yesterday - and probably they can't either - I'll start the new year off with an easy one and we'll take it from there, yes?
Mixed chain celt interrogation for something we don't see in QA!(9,8)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And you are up tomorrow.
Care to explain the solution?
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Mixed implies anagram, chain celt == technical
interrogation = question
Technical question is something we don't see in QA!
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Spot on! 
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Do you happen to know who is up with the FOSW?
Last one i found is Raje_ from 23.Dec
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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And no one solved it...
(Was too easy  )
So it is Raje_ again...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well the holy circle of "daily jobs to enjoy the community" decided to reboot on their own
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What an awesome concept clickity[^]
[edit]
I didn't research this one but it's freakin awesome if real. clickity[^]
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New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
modified 4-Jan-16 23:22pm.
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It says so much about my personality: I kept waiting for the little guy to fall in.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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...so if I ever get a life I will get notified immediately.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Would that pub you in the ObservableObject class?
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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Mike Hankey wrote: Would that pub you in the ObservableObject class?
Rather telling slip, fingers typing what the mind is concentrating on?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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You know it's amazing what the mind sees as correct and the eye misses.
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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or if you fall down and can't get up.
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And I (and two of my colleagues) just ordered pizza, fries and burgers at work.
I've already started getting a life, I guess  
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Brittle1618 wrote: I've already started getting a life, I guess
No, you've started on a slippery slope of non-life, when ends with you leaving work to sleep only, and then returning.
It's not a good idea in the long term: it's a very poor work / life balance! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: you've started on a slippery slope of non-life
Trying to climb up that slope of slipping down 
OriginalGriff wrote: ends with you leaving work to sleep only, and then returning
Well, I already am like that. I keep on yawning at work for the whole day. Sometimes I yawn so frequent that my eyes get teary. Any idea how to get rid of "yawning" at work?
Don't often order junk food at work. But when they cook food we don't like, then we're left with no option but to order what we like from the place we like 
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Brittle1618 wrote: I keep on yawning at work for the whole day. Sometimes I yawn so frequent that my eyes get teary. Any idea how to get rid of "yawning" at work?
1) Sleep better?
2) Get less boring co-workers?
3) Get more interesting work?
4) COFFEE!
Seriously though - and not meaning to be intrusive, but there isn't a lot of choice - are you peeing a lot? If so, then I'd suggest getting your blood sugar levels checked: "always tired" and "peeing frequently" can be indicators for diabetes. And that can kill you!
If you are not diabetic, then look at "lifestyle" factors: do you use legal or illegal drugs, do you drink alcohol, are you eating a reasonably balanced diet? Alcohol in particular can cause problems: it's easier to get to sleep, but the actual sleep isn't as "productive". I was surprised at the difference it has - when I stopped drinking I started to sleep less and be less tired at the same time.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Seriously though - and not meaning to be intrusive, but there isn't a lot of choice..... can be indicators for diabetes
Have got my blood sugar level checked. I don't have diabetes
OriginalGriff wrote: do you use legal or illegal drugs
No, I don't. And never have used stuff like that. Not even the legal ones 
OriginalGriff wrote: do you drink alcohol
Nope, have never tasted alcohol
OriginalGriff wrote: eating a reasonably balanced diet?
At home.. yes. At work... No.
Sometimes I go with just a cup of tea and a pack of biscuits as lunch at work. I don't really like food while at work. Thinking about bringing my lunch from home now.
And yeah, have got hell boring coworkers too 
I take tea 2 times, sleep better and work is interesting (not always)
modified 5-Jan-16 22:48pm.
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We appreciate your requesting our service, but your application for life notification has been refused because we do not believe you are fully dead.
While you do present compelling, well-documented, evidence for brain-death, we cannot rule out you are still alive, albeit in some vegetative state, nor can we reject the possibility you are a revenant controlled by some outside entity whose biological systems still function even though directed by said outside entity.
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«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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How about those spending a year dead for tax purposes? Are they eligible for the service?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I have 4* Dads and Moms who collectively claim me as theirs 50%** of the time.
No wonder they call me "Half-pint".
I'd prefer "236.588 Milliliter Man".
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*true, that
**ok, really, 100% of the time, but go with the joke...
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