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not to worry, natural selection will fix it sooner or later.
Sin tack ear lol
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This is why the world thinks Americans are fat and stupid.
I do wonder though, if Europeans do this type of stuff as well, or is it just localized to North America?
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Maybe he's stupid. Maybe it's not. Or maybe he just doesn't live in fear as much as some.
Jeremy Falcon
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I has been my experience, and it is my opinion, that most stupid people are too stupid to fear much, especially flying chainsaws.
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Then there's something to be said for a life of no fear. Not saying it's smart, but he's happy.
Jeremy Falcon
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Laziness is what's driving invention.
And believe me, not all fat people are american.
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I'm not sure he was thinking this was going to be any less tiring than just holding the trimmer chainsaw still and moving.
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dandy72 wrote: I'm not sure he was thinking
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Of that much, I am sure he wasn't.
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Yeeeeeeeee haw!!!!
Jeremy Falcon
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This one is the real idiot. [^]
If only he can CTRL + Z.
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Darwin's Natural Selection: still helping to make the world smarter.
Sin tack ear lol
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Not for long!
I hope Darwin got there early enough.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Like Ron White says, "You can't fix stupid."
I hope that guy's wife has his insurance paid up.
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Well it worked didn't it?
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Jeremy Falcon
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It's satire. Not the greatest satire in the world, but he can be funny.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Darwin works in mysterious ways...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: What on Earth was this guy thinking?!? Something along the lines of "This hedge needs a trimming"?
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Person makes a shiny new widget...
Normal Person
Oh, this is so cool. How did you do that? You're so smart. That's wonderful.
Developer
That sucks. What are you an F'ing moron? I can do better. Why oh God why does this exist?
Person buys a new computer...
Normal Person
Oh, this is so cool. This machine is amazing. Look how far technology has come.
Developer
It looks like a typewriter caught rabies and shat out a monitor. My watch is more powerful. You paid what for this?
Ordering a burger...
Normal Person
Oh, this is so tasty. What a wonderful and hearty meal.
Developer
They put the lettuce on wrong. There's approximately 35 well-known websites that can attest to that. Morons.
Jeremy Falcon
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I'd like to add one: [^]
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Here's my entry, I call it :
Biography of A Software Developer (in one pic)[^]
I created that image after I had worked for hours on an iOS app thing and then when the user finally sees it they say, "Uh, yeah, it's obvious it should do that..."
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Ordering a burger...
Normal Person
Oh, this is so tasty. What a wonderful and hearty meal.
Developer
They put the lettuce on wrong. There's approximately 35 well-known websites that can attest to that. Morons.
Why is there lettuce on this burger
FTFY.
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dandy72 wrote: Why is there lettuce on this burger
...and where is the *&%!$^# bacon?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Burgers don't have lettuce. That's a salad roll with mince-beef too.
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