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LAcon?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I can reason it you know!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Did you mean Bacon?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Tut tut. (no foreign words).
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Burning fat?? Nah dat dont fit : (
BTW forgive my ignorance but wots WSO?
Life is too shor
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Winner Stays On
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This is how I felt Monday & Tuesday:
"Bad CCC. Bad, bad CCC! Sit! Stay! Staaaay..."
Life is too shor
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Look at you. Still all muscly and everything!
Which movie?
Tip: What day is it today ?
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Rocky VIII: The Pension Beckons.
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Grand Torino : Look at the car
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
V. wrote: Tip: What day is it today ?
The feast of Anastasius of Persia?
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Conan The Accountant
veni bibi saltavi
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Rambo gets hammered in the dark.
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Mr Puniverse - The dark world
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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V. wrote: Tip: What day is it today ?
Stan Colleymore's birthday.
The Truth About C***s & Dogging?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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One night in Cardiff, however, you have the quote a little wrong:
Quote: Look at you. Still all muscly and everything!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Wowowowowow ! What a time to be alive !
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Loved this one "// if i ever see this again i’m going to start bringing guns to work".. got to be either the US or Iran
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Most of these seem to be fake and written for laughs. In real life, there are no comments. Sad, but true.
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Whatever! Its just a fun! Enjoy!
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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My favorite is: // I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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