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Indeed, sounds like she's been around...
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Hex words | Ned Batchelder[^]
There's probably more, but that's the link I found. Some amusing (definitely SFW) ones.
print(hex(12648430))
'0xc0ffee'
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Probably with different substitutions we can get a different set of words, however using only ABCDEF we have a nice intimate group of words 
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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1 7h1nk 1nc1ud1ng number5 15 57re7ch1ng "5pe111ng w0rd5" a b17...
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If my coffee was coloured #c0ffee I wouldn't touch it!
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Reminds me of an funny calculation at school, but should be done on a LCD calculator.
Turn the calculator up-side-down and enter 707 + 707, you get LOL + LOL = HIHI
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There once was a Dolly Parton joke[^] with a calculator turned upside down...
"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein
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Thanks for sharing that.
Gus Gustafson
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That's what they want you to think! 
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Yup, it's alive and well in Area 51, and the The BOFH is Elvis Presley.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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a soft greasy or viscous substance used as ointment or for lubrication.
PLZZ! This is unguent!
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I'm looking for a south American girl who's always in a hurry.
Plz help - this is urgentina!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OK, I'll give you an E for Effort.
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KY has plenty of it.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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I used to walk around in a T-shirt saying (in gothic letters, to protect minors): The Father, the Son, and the Whole KY Tube".
The text (especially with the connotations given by the gothic letters) may be seen as extremely provocative. Yet, I never had a single negative reaction. Either, people didn't care to read the gothics, or they didn't get the point.
Maybe it is so provocative that I will be censored from the Lounge.
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My son gave me a T that read "Instant a**hole just add alcohol"
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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A friend of mine went shopping with his wife once for a four-poster bed wearing a T-shirt that said:
"Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me."
According to my friend's account, the salesman's ability to keep a straight face was awe-inspiring.
Software Zen: delete this;
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 Too fuuny
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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...the amount of self restraint required to work in a bubble wrap factory!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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+1
>64
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Hi,
I am working/contracting for a firm where most of the staff is still working from home. There are a lot of younger/graduates around. We had a major power cut on Thursday (build work next door managed to put it out). One of the test PC's on the shop floor died. I was the only technical person who knew what the 'odd' connects in the case were (ISA ports), the funky old version of Windows (2000) there was also whats that port (paraellel). The worst point was 'Win95? Old Skool'  turns out the guy wasn't born until 1999. To all when do you start feeling old not experienced. 
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The first time I worked for someone younger than me.
>64
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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When you start working with people younger than your kids...😫
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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