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"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Do you really think that I would get up in the middle of the night for that?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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If you were setting a clue at 9.00am your time it wouldn't be the middle of the night
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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That's true, but the OP's post suggests that it's always at 9 AM his time. Depending on where you sit on the world, this could be in the middle of the night. You are not one of those flat Earth guys, right?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: You are not one of those flat Earth guys, right?
I have proof the Earth is not flat: we have cats. If it was flat, they would have pushed everything off the edge by now ...
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They still if they wanted to. After all, they are still deities.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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it's already 9pm here! 
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Super Lloyd wrote: it's already 9pm here!
And it's already tomorrow 9:00 am here
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All I know is that it sure as hell won't be at 4:00am!
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Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I wake up every morning and drink a dark potion made from magic beans that brings me back to life!
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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but does it make your stalk grow up to the sky?
Living in a gingerbread house...
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I think there are some magic pills for that as well.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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You convinced me, oh great wizard! 
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Beans Beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot . . . . .
That tale you spoke of ? Perhaps you meant a tail of vapor?
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A "dark potion"? Sounds like Rum.
My first week in withdrawal. This will be fun.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I wake up every morning and drink a dark potion made from magic beans that brings me back to life!
Exhausted from my night-long battle with the forces of darkness, I rise in the morning. I administer the elixir of peace and tranquility (with cream and sweetener), thereby suppressing the martial aspects of my soul and rendering the unwitting people around me safe from the instinctual violence those of my clade are subject to.
Software Zen: delete this;
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... I don't know what a "Magnesia" is, but it made my cornflakes taste horrible.
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Don't try Milk of Amnesia, you'll forget where you put your cornflakes,or that you ever had any!
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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That and some Vodka and you have a Philip's Screwdriver.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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The Cardboard of the cornflakes should be flushed out soon.
So all should be good.
There is no alternative milk.
Even if Almond Milk tastes nice it isn't bloody milk.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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grralph1 wrote: bloody milk.
That must be an Australian thing.
Here, in the northern hemisphere we tend towards adding things like chocolate syrup . . .
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Flash back to “the office” episode where they were selling the newest fad milk for 10 times the price of cow’s milk. Organic “beef” milk.
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