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I wake up every morning and drink a dark potion made from magic beans that brings me back to life!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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but does it make your stalk grow up to the sky?
Living in a gingerbread house...
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I think there are some magic pills for that as well.
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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You convinced me, oh great wizard! 
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Beans Beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot . . . . .
That tale you spoke of ? Perhaps you meant a tail of vapor?
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A "dark potion"? Sounds like Rum.
My first week in withdrawal. This will be fun.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I wake up every morning and drink a dark potion made from magic beans that brings me back to life!
Exhausted from my night-long battle with the forces of darkness, I rise in the morning. I administer the elixir of peace and tranquility (with cream and sweetener), thereby suppressing the martial aspects of my soul and rendering the unwitting people around me safe from the instinctual violence those of my clade are subject to.
Software Zen: delete this;
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... I don't know what a "Magnesia" is, but it made my cornflakes taste horrible.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Don't try Milk of Amnesia, you'll forget where you put your cornflakes,or that you ever had any!
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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That and some Vodka and you have a Philip's Screwdriver.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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The Cardboard of the cornflakes should be flushed out soon.
So all should be good.
There is no alternative milk.
Even if Almond Milk tastes nice it isn't bloody milk.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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grralph1 wrote: bloody milk.
That must be an Australian thing.
Here, in the northern hemisphere we tend towards adding things like chocolate syrup . . .
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Flash back to “the office” episode where they were selling the newest fad milk for 10 times the price of cow’s milk. Organic “beef” milk.
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Much of the western world seems to me to be disappearing up its own fundament of unintentionally self-parodying, over-statist, micro-managing, meddling absurdity. California is just ahead of the curve.
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I believe it.
I've been to Califo9rnia many times and it used to be an awesome place to visit, I wouldn't go there now if you paid me.
I would love to see Yosemite but alas it's in PRC.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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We just got back from a visit with the in laws there. There's two less of us now there. And we had bacon for breakfast. 
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Life causes cancer. People are not allowed in California.
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I believe you are squealing a little too loudly. 
If they are being bred and raised for slaughter then consumption, what difference does it make?
It's good to be top of the food chain.
BLT please
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Slow Eddie wrote: If they are being bred and raised for slaughter then consumption, what difference does it make?
All animals - humans, pigs, cows or whatever - are destined to die. Once we are dead, we all are food for something (worms & bacteria, if nothing else). Just because an animal is destined for the table is no reason to torture it while alive.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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At the beginning of next year, California will begin enforcing an animal welfare proposition approved overwhelmingly by voters in 2018 that requires more space for breeding pigs, egg-laying chickens and veal calves.
Just sayin' - your problem isn't with California. It's with Californians. 
Real programmers use butterflies
modified 1-Aug-21 18:03pm.
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I am fairly certain that most Californians love bacon.
The issue lies with a very small, powerful, subset of Californians, that basically hate other humans, especially themselves.
As a side note, I was born in Los Angeles, California, and lived there for 22 years. I still have family there.
California is a sh*t hole. On a breezy day, I can smell it from Upstate New York.
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