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People who are averse to, are:
1. Company founders/owners. (Not the Hired CXOs )
2. People who fell sick or had their loved ones fall sick, out of stock on Medicines & groceries.
3. People whose salaries are cut
4. people who has already put all their money in share markets
5. The Chinese
The guys who thrive and extract a 'field day' even in this situation:
1. Who are healthy, not affected and stocked up the groceries & Sanitizers!
2. Hired CXOs - they don't really care as long as there's a genuine reason for the slowdown
3. People whose salaries are not cut & allowed to work from home
4. People who stocked up bucks & waited for investing in Stock markets
5. The French 
(French - this is just for fun)
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You can't imagine the huge relief we all felt when they told us it was only a bank robbery! 
Ba-Tish! Sitting at home, feeling bored. Wife is home as well, so I can't even relax on the couch - Have to work... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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...Avoiding social gatherings and eating food I have hoarded.
Day 50: Continuing with this process.
Day 100: Still feeling OK.
Day 2500: Now a global virus has arrived and others are doing what I do.
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Ah ! Good one  
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Man in European country is allowed to vote (9)
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Nice one!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Franchise = allowed to vote
Franc e = European country
his = man
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Yay! That's what I got!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Well done.
Was banking on the lesser known definition of franchise making it tricky.
(Anyone know how to upvote on iPhone)
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It took me a while tbf, but only so many countries that can really handle a word being inserted to make other one.
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Man can be he or him, but not his.
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Yeah I thought that too, but it's close enough to let it slide (IMO)
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Totally agree Richard
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I'm just angry because I couldn't work it out. 
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I get your sentiment - but I don’t agree there’s hard and fast rules.
Man - isn’t an exact translation - but it’s close enough
Plus it’s close enough that once you get the answer, you know 100 per cent it’s right (which is the main indicator that a clue is good or not)
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Murphy's law?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pubs in Ireland shut, Pubs in Ireland shut on St. Patricks day, revolution!
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The bad news: No, 10 pints of Guinness won't cure COVID-19
The good news: after drinking them, you won't care. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I would say I Predict A Riot[^] but it would have to be a very small, quiet riot, held at home. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Same in Canada. My neighbour owns a pub so, out of respect for his business, we're heading to his backyard this afternoon to deplete his personal hoard.
It's what a good friend would do, right?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: we're heading to his backyard this afternoon to deplete his personal hoard.
As long as you are not more than 10... if not you can get problems.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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At least, Bob is partying
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They are dangerous and we have been using them for years! There are corona wires[^] in there. No joke.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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